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Puns tagged ‘poo jokes’:

11/20/16

Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.

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06/30/16

Sewage treatment plants have a lot of poo stenchial benefits.

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04/13/16

Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.

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04/10/16

Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.

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04/02/16

Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.

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04/20/15

When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.

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03/30/15

Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.

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11/19/14

I went to the sewage treatment plant and asked if they had any grey poo ponds.

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11/14/14

That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.

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11/10/14

Pray to end constipation: join amen turdship program.

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