You can find the craziest shit when you do a Poogle search.
Puns about toilet training are really scraping the bottom. Don’t ask wipe, we just poopoo them.
Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.
We will do any kind of scatological joke, except if it’s ass poonerism.
Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.
While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
Microsoft knows that programming crappy software requires many shitterations.