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If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.

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The number of crappy puns in the world is increasing excrementally.

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If you’re at work and the shit hits the fan, the first thing to do is look for your pooper-visor.

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There was a recently released study on rectal occlusions. What does it pooer-port to say?

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Colon cleansing is expensive. If you do it often, you’ll end up in the poo-er hose.

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Do parole officers suffer from constipulation?

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Your favourite All Bran commercials can be brownloaded from the Internet.

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I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.

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My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.

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What is bird poop? Goo gull it!

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