Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t open any letters from the tax audit department! They could be smeared with fee-sees.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
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