There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
Which lizards eat bird poop?
Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!
Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.
The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
Don’t open any letters from the tax audit department! They could be smeared with fee-sees.
When someone stole my toilet paper, I felt like I had been visited by the Grim Wiper.
A turtle: when your stool has a thick outer casing.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.