Laxatives are embarrassing: those who use them experience a lot of more-defecation.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)Loading...Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...You can find the craziest shit when you do a Poogle search.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.
(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The patron saint of constipation had a grisly end: he was mar turd.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: Do you blog?
ED: No.
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...There is a cure for constipation which involves eating, not less, but more, until you’re stuffed. It’s very expensive, however, this ‘bloating’ laxative. It’s for the swell-to-doo.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Colon cleansing is expensive. If you do it often, you’ll end up in the poo-er hose.
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