My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
poo jokes
You can find the craziest shit when you do a Poogle search.
Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.
The patron saint of constipation had a grisly end: he was mar turd.
NED: Do you blog?
ED: No.
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.
There is a cure for constipation which involves eating, not less, but more, until you’re stuffed. It’s very expensive, however, this ‘bloating’ laxative. It’s for the swell-to-doo.
Colon cleansing is expensive. If you do it often, you’ll end up in the poo-er hose.
Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
Your favourite All Bran commercials can be brownloaded from the Internet.
My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.