My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.
poo jokes
How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Fecalculators.
Sewage treatment plants create a lot of manure fracturing jobs.
When someone stole my toilet paper, I felt like I had been visited by the Grim Wiper.
A turtle: when your stool has a thick outer casing.
When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
Quote from Mr. TP: “I pity the stool.“
Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.