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You can find the craziest shit when you do a Poogle search.

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Puns about toilet training are really scraping the bottom. Don’t ask wipe, we just poopoo them.

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Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.

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Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.

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We will do any kind of scatological joke, except if it’s ass poonerism.

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Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.

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While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.

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If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.

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Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.

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Microsoft knows that programming crappy software requires many shitterations.

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