Do those who analyze stool samples speak Tagalog?
poo jokes
Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.
What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
My son is getting farter and farter behind, so we’re hiring a tooter. It should rectumfy the shituation, whenever the teacher decides to colon him.
Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.
If you’re at work and the shit hits the fan, the first thing to do is look for your pooper-visor.
I had nothing but diarrhea when I visited the French Chateau
Laxatives are embarrassing: those who use them experience a lot of more-defecation.
Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.