I went to the sewage treatment plant and asked if they had any grey poo ponds.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.
Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
Do those who analyze stool samples speak Tagalog?
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
Quote from Mr. TP: “I pity the stool.“
It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.