It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
The number of crappy puns in the world is increasing excrementally.
If you’re at work and the shit hits the fan, the first thing to do is look for your pooper-visor.
There was a recently released study on rectal occlusions. What does it pooer-port to say?
Colon cleansing is expensive. If you do it often, you’ll end up in the poo-er hose.
Do parole officers suffer from constipulation?
Your favourite All Bran commercials can be brownloaded from the Internet.
I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.