What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which lizards eat bird poop?
Iguanos!
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Who made a fortune with his empire of constipated software?
Bilge Ates.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
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