I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
Who made a fortune with his empire of constipated software?
I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.
I went to the sewage treatment plant and asked if they had any grey poo ponds.
Ketchup sales are lagging far behind, after it was found that musturd is also a laxative.