My constipated friends and I decided to get together and have a block potty.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...My son is getting farter and farter behind, so we’re hiring a tooter. It should rectumfy the shituation, whenever the teacher decides to colon him.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
(24 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)Loading...I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Puns about toilet training are really scraping the bottom. Don’t ask wipe, we just poopoo them.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...We will do any kind of scatological joke, except if it’s ass poonerism.
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