Colon cleansing is expensive. If you do it often, you’ll end up in the poo-er hose.
poo jokes
Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
Your favourite All Bran commercials can be brownloaded from the Internet.
My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.
How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Fecalculators.
Sewage treatment plants create a lot of manure fracturing jobs.
When someone stole my toilet paper, I felt like I had been visited by the Grim Wiper.
A turtle: when your stool has a thick outer casing.
When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
Quote from Mr. TP: “I pity the stool.“