All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
There’s a new brand of toilet water, made from diarrhea: it’s called Eau du Colon.
A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”
I went to the sewage treatment plant and asked if they had any grey poo ponds.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.