Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
Don’t open any letters from the tax audit department! They could be smeared with fee-sees.
Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.
Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.