Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.
Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
Do those who analyze stool samples speak Tagalog?
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
Quote from Mr. TP: “I pity the stool.“
It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
The number of crappy puns in the world is increasing excrementally.
If you’re at work and the shit hits the fan, the first thing to do is look for your pooper-visor.