There was a recently released study on rectal occlusions. What does it pooer-port to say?
Colon cleansing is expensive. If you do it often, you’ll end up in the poo-er hose.
Do parole officers suffer from constipulation?
Your favourite All Bran commercials can be brownloaded from the Internet.
I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
Which lizards eat bird poop?
Who made a fortune with his empire of constipated software?