Ketchup sales are lagging far behind, after it was found that musturd is also a laxative.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Verbal diarrhea: losing control of one’s vowels, also a sign of in-consonants.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Pigeons can’t make up their minds. They’re always shitting on the fence!
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My constipated friends and I decided to get together and have a block potty.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...My son is getting farter and farter behind, so we’re hiring a tooter. It should rectumfy the shituation, whenever the teacher decides to colon him.
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