What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
Which lizards eat bird poop?
Who made a fortune with his empire of constipated software?
Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.
Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.
God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!