It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
poo jokes
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.
How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Fecalculators.
Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
When it comes to constipation, I’ve been a colonic underachiever.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?


