You might get constipated if you sit too long on a bar stool.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Fecalculators.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
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