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Puns tagged ‘poo jokes’:

01/11/17

I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.

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01/04/17

While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.

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12/23/16

I tried to sign off ConstipationForum.com, butt I remain logged in.

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12/05/16

You need a lot of liquidity to break into the shartphone market.

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11/20/16

Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.

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06/30/16

Sewage treatment plants have a lot of poo stenchial benefits.

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04/13/16

Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.

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04/10/16

Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.

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04/02/16

Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.

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04/20/15

When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.

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