How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Fecalculators.
How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Fecalculators.
Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
When it comes to constipation, I’ve been a colonic underachiever.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
The number of crappy puns in the world is increasing excrementally.
NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!