Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.
When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.
There is a cure for constipation which involves eating, not less, but more, until you’re stuffed. It’s very expensive, however, this ‘bloating’ laxative. It’s for the swell-to-doo.
Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
Sewage treatment plants create a lot of manure fracturing jobs.
NED: Do you blog?
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.