There is a cure for constipation which involves eating, not less, but more, until you’re stuffed. It’s very expensive, however, this ‘bloating’ laxative. It’s for the swell-to-doo.
Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
Sewage treatment plants create a lot of manure fracturing jobs.
NED: Do you blog?
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.
Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.