Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you’re at work and the shit hits the fan, the first thing to do is look for your pooper-visor.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There was a recently released study on rectal occlusions. What does it pooer-port to say?
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