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When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.

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Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.

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Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur

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If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.

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As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.

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Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.

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Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?

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I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.

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While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.

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I tried to sign off ConstipationForum.com, butt I remain logged in.

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