Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
You need a lot of liquidity to break into the shartphone market.
Laxatives are embarrassing: those who use them experience a lot of more-defecation.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.
Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.
Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.