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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘poo jokes’:

11/17/17

If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.

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09/26/17

As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.

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08/18/17

Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.

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03/23/17

Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?

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01/11/17

I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.

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01/04/17

While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.

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12/23/16

I tried to sign off ConstipationForum.com, butt I remain logged in.

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12/05/16

You need a lot of liquidity to break into the shartphone market.

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11/20/16

Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.

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06/30/16

Sewage treatment plants have a lot of poo stenchial benefits.

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