History’s most agreeable tyrant: William the Concurrer.
What did Columbus say when landing his ship among the Indians?
“Ahoy there, Metis!”
When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.
Female court jesters in the Middle Ages often suffered from minstrel cramps.
The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
Which Nazi loved Michael Jordan?
Joseph Goebbels. He loved it when things were Goering well for the Chicago squad, and especially when MJ would achieve Luftwaffe and Reich up the points. For the fans, it was beyond their wildest iMaginotion. It was Panzermonium.
The most impressive bathroom renovation of antiquity had to be the Grout Wall of China.
The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.
There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
Did Henry Ford usher in the Auto-man empire?