Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?
John Wilts Booth.
The Fountain of Youth was just a Ponce scheme.
In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.
The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer.
During Prohibition did mice visit squeakeasies?
Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
Is there is no L on Earth, then Stalin would just be a stain.
Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed.