Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
True or false: Marc O’Polo was Irish.
In times Roman, if a child was not brought to the baptismal font, all helvetica broke loose.
Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.
Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.
Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.
If Nostradamus was a superhero, would he have had a psychic?
Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”