Austria started WWI because it had no Franz.
Sixteenth century musicians were often guilty of lute behaviour. And any who denied it was considered a lyre.
If Nostradamus was a superhero, would he have had a psychic?
When the Europeans arrived, the Indians owned all the land in North America. Amass acre was inevitable.
Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter.
In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.
Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
In times Roman, if a child was not brought to the baptismal font, all helvetica broke loose.
Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.