In times Roman, if a child was not brought to the baptismal font, all helvetica broke loose.
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Ancient goat-plays were satyrical. They were univerally Panned.
History’s most agreeable tyrant: William the Concurrer.
Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.
Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.
The biggest critics of the Roman Empire? The censurions.
The Vikings were the first society with public axes television.
Which medieval scourge pre-dated spam?
Chainmail letters.
Little known fact: the Mongol dictator had a stuttering problem. They called him Again-ghis Khan.
Apples were very expensive in ancient Rome. Worst of all in Pomme-pay.