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Puns tagged ‘history’:

06/19/16

Young people had no free time, in the Busy teen Era.

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08/27/15

The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.

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09/02/14

Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.

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08/11/14

In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.

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05/31/14

There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.

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04/17/14

My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit theĀ ancient mooins.

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02/18/14

The most impressive bathroom renovation of antiquity had to be the Grout Wall of China.

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12/28/13

Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.

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11/16/13

Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embracedĀ glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.

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11/13/13

Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.

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