In times Roman, if a child was not brought to the baptismal font, all helvetica broke loose.
Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.
The biggest critics of the Roman Empire? The censurions.
I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.
The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism.
Which medieval scourge pre-dated spam?
Irish emigration due to the great potato famine, aka Starch Trek?
Little known fact: the Mongol dictator had a stuttering problem. They called him Again-ghis Khan.
Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?
Of Mycenaean Men.
2000 years ago, pop diva Lady Cleopatra had a smash hit: ‘Bad Romans‘.