Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.
The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.
Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.
Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
Inventor of the horseshoe, aka Toe-mass Equinus.
The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer.
Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. “Ate dudes, Bruté?”
Japanese shoguns were not allowed to carry concealed weapons.
Austria started WWI because it had no Franz.