Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
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Which Nazi loved Michael Jordan?
Joseph Goebbels. He loved it when things were Goering well for the Chicago squad, and especially when MJ would achieve Luftwaffe and Reich up the points. For the fans, it was beyond their wildest iMaginotion. It was Panzermonium.
Which Transylvanian despot had a reputation for swallowing midgets?
When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.
The most impressive bathroom renovation of antiquity had to be the Grout Wall of China.
Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?
Yes, the Mongol whored.
Every Pol Pot joke ends the same way: “napalm intended!” …
Not funny? What Idi Amin? Ok, I admit that was a bit Kony, don’t get Benito of shape. If you don’t find that one Hitlerious, let me tell you a Genghis. Ah never mind. As Jerry Maguire said, Mugabe at hello.
Edward VIII‘s crown was throne away.
Dictator Idi Amin was accused of cannibalism. His was a totaleatarian regime, after all.