Female court jesters in the Middle Ages often suffered from minstrel cramps.
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Which dynasty of kings believed in sprawl?
The House of Burbin’. [As for the Tooters, they were known for breaking Windsor.]
Hitler in France: “Veni vidi Vichy“?
Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
When the Europeans arrived, the Indians owned all the land in North America. Amass acre was inevitable.
In frontier times, the town of Arial, Nebraska, was suffering mayhem. It was sans sherif.
What did the captain of the Titanic say after hitting the iceberg?
“This doesn’t boat well.”
In times Roman, if a child was not brought to the baptismal font, all helvetica broke loose.
Ancient goat-plays were satyrical. They were univerally Panned.