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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘history’:

11/02/17

Did Nazis favour Goebbelization?

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06/19/16

Young people had no free time, in the Busy teen Era.

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08/27/15

The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.

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09/02/14

Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.

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08/11/14

In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.

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05/31/14

There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.

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04/17/14

My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit theĀ ancient mooins.

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02/18/14

The most impressive bathroom renovation of antiquity had to be the Grout Wall of China.

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12/28/13

Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.

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11/16/13

Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embracedĀ glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.

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