Irish emigration due to the great potato famine, aka Starch Trek?
Little known fact: the Mongol dictator had a stuttering problem. They called him Again-ghis Khan.
Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?
Of Mycenaean Men.
2000 years ago, pop diva Lady Cleopatra had a smash hit: ‘Bad Romans‘.
Every Pol Pot joke ends the same way: “napalm intended!” …
Not funny? What Idi Amin? Ok, I admit that was a bit Kony, don’t get Benito of shape. If you don’t find that one Hitlerious, let me tell you a Genghis. Ah never mind. As Jerry Maguire said, Mugabe at hello.
Did Nazis favour Goebbelization?
Apples were very expensive in ancient Rome. Worst of all in Pomme-pay.
History’s most agreeable tyrant: William the Concurrer.
What did Columbus say when landing his ship among the Indians?
“Ahoy there, Metis!”
When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.