Witness the history of botched castrations at the Err in Spays Museum.
The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
Which Transylvanian despot had a reputation for swallowing midgets?
Hitler in France: “Veni vidi Vichy“?
The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”
Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?
John Wilts Booth.
The Fountain of Youth was just a Ponce scheme.
In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.