Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
Last words of the Titanic captain?
The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism.
The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter.
Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.
True or false: Marc O’Polo was Irish.
Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed.
After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”