In times Roman, if a child was not brought to the baptismal font, all helvetica broke loose.
Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.
Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.
Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.
If Nostradamus was a superhero, would he have had a psychic?
Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
The Vikings were the first society with public axes television.
After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.