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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘aboriginals’:


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06/21/13

Building a teepee requires a lodge-is-sticks expert.

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07/10/09

Why aren’t totem poles portable?

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06/06/09

In the Wild West, there were many aboriginal sweat shops, where native women were forced to manufacture headgear, working in squaw lid conditions.

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12/25/08

The Inuit don’t allow females on the hunt. Sadly, there is still a glass sealing.

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11/28/08

What did Columbus say when landing his ship among the Indians?

“Ahoy there, Metis!”

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11/07/08

Of all the native tribes attempting to settle land claims in court, only the Sioux have been successful.

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02/21/08

After Ravi Shankar was seriously burned in a fire, he had to get numerous skin grafts from a caucasian donor. After the tragedy he decided to take up singeing, and he was thereafter better known as Apache Indian.

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11/08/07

Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?

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05/11/07

When the Europeans arrived, the Indians owned all the land in North America. Amass acre was inevitable.

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02/07/07

Teepees threaten to proliferate, in this age of global wamming.

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