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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘aboriginals’:

06/21/13

Building a teepee requires a lodge-is-sticks expert.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/10/09

Why aren’t totem poles portable?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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06/06/09

In the Wild West, there were many aboriginal sweat shops, where native women were forced to manufacture headgear, working in squaw lid conditions.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/25/08

The Inuit don’t allow females on the hunt. Sadly, there is still a glass sealing.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)
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11/28/08

What did Columbus say when landing his ship among the Indians?

“Ahoy there, Metis!”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)
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11/07/08

Of all the native tribes attempting to settle land claims in court, only the Sioux have been successful.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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02/21/08

After Ravi Shankar was seriously burned in a fire, he had to get numerous skin grafts from a caucasian donor. After the tragedy he decided to take up singeing, and he was thereafter better known as Apache Indian.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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11/08/07

Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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05/11/07

When the Europeans arrived, the Indians owned all the land in North America. Amass acre was inevitable.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
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02/07/07

Teepees threaten to proliferate, in this age of global wamming.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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