Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?
Teepees threaten to proliferate, in this age of global wamming.
When North American aboriginal cannibals had a successful hunt they would thank the Cree ater.
Why aren’t totem poles portable?
What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
My mother is in favour of affirmative action. For example she’s convinced the government should subsidize all fees for female aboriginals who want to attend university. How can she be sure such a scheme will work? “Trust me,” she says, “it’s my woman’s Inuit-tuition.“
What do you call a database of prisoners’ wigwams?
A table of con tents.
Eskimos are so smart. Every response is ‘I nuit’.
Building a teepee requires a lodge-is-sticks expert.
When the Europeans arrived, the Indians owned all the land in North America. Amass acre was inevitable.