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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘cars’:

06/22/17

I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.

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03/06/17

I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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04/07/16

What’s the favourite car of movie stars? Leo drives Dicapriolet.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/19/16

Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 1.86 out of 5)
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01/02/16

Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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03/26/15

What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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08/20/14

Carsickness drives me queasy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (9 votes, average: 1.78 out of 5)
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07/08/14

A used auto salesman, aka a cardealogist.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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02/16/14

It was after destroying my car’s starter motor that I had a moment of wreck ignition.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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09/28/13

How do they seed clouds? Alter rain vehicles.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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