Puns tagged ‘cars’:
12/28/11
Electric cars are silent by deaf ignition.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...11/14/11
My expensive car got stuck in the mud. I know what you’re thinking: Porsche muck. (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/10/11
Mohondas Gandhi loved Japanese cars.  (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5) Loading ...08/11/11
I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/11/11
When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/12/11
Do BMWs run on assholine? (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/23/11
Do stutterers drive a hiccup truck? (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/15/11
We want to strike Accord with anyone who’s ever crashed their Honda. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/31/11
AUNTIE CHRISTIE Dear Pun Gents, I need some suggestions for a roller derby name. I’m a bit of a petrol-head who also likes murder mysteries. ~Karen, Scotland AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car? Parallel barking! (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/07/10
If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy? (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...08/10/10
My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht! (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...06/11/10
Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No! (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/13/10
Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...03/28/10
GM recently shut down the popular SUV brand because it was Hummeraghing red ink. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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