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Puns tagged ‘cars’:

04/07/16

What’s the favourite car of movie stars? Leo drives Dicapriolet.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/19/16

Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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01/02/16

Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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03/26/15

What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/20/14

Carsickness drives me queasy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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07/08/14

A used auto salesman, aka a cardealogist.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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02/16/14

It was after destroying my car’s starter motor that I had a moment of wreck ignition.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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09/28/13

How do they seed clouds? Alter rain vehicles.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 3.14 out of 5)
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08/24/13

YOU AUTO KNOW
Dear Pun Gents, we need CAR HELP: Our current slogan is “Get the Car Help You Need.” We are an auto repair shop in Eugene, Oregon. ~Leni, Eugene, OR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. You Auto Know
  2. Get it, Ride Away
  3. The Not So Grim Repair [Grim Reaper]
  4. The Auto Body Experience
  5. Smoke a Sick Car [Smoke a cigar]
  6. Give an Engine, Take a Mile
  7. I Promise Oil Change!
  8. The Wheel Deal
  9. Roads From the Dead
  10. The Mechanic Mecca
  11. The Fix is In
  12. Get your Fix
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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06/06/13

I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)
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