Someone stole my Swedish car: it’s a real Saab story. I don’t mean to get emotional; I guess I’m too inVolvo’ed. Heck I’ve even considered going scuba diving, to see if it’s buried underwater – but I’m afraid of getting the Benz. I know, it’s my own fault; I really should be driving a Mazda Me-oughta, especially after the hos had blown on my loaner, a Poontiac. GM cars really make me Buick. (As for British imports – get Bentley!)
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Loading...Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Escape from a moving transport truck? I can’t–I’m a freight.
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Parallel barking!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...After a long drive your joints may stiffen and you could get carthritis.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Loaned out your sports car? What turbo you lent times are these!
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