My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Car pouleting is for chickens.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone stole my Swedish car: it’s a real Saab story. I don’t mean to get emotional; I guess I’m too inVolvo’ed. Heck I’ve even considered going scuba diving, to see if it’s buried underwater – but I’m afraid of getting the Benz. I know, it’s my own fault; I really should be driving a Mazda Me-oughta, especially after the hos had blown on my loaner, a Poontiac. GM cars really make me Buick. (As for British imports – get Bentley!)
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.
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