Puns tagged ‘cars’:
06/22/17
I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/06/17
I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.   (6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/07/16
What’s the favourite car of movie stars? Leo drives Dicapriolet. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/19/16
Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction. (7 votes, average: 1.86 out of 5) Loading ...01/02/16
Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization. (3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/26/15
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis. (7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/20/14
Carsickness drives me queasy. (9 votes, average: 1.78 out of 5) Loading ...07/08/14
A used auto salesman, aka a cardealogist. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...02/16/14
It was after destroying my car’s starter motor that I had a moment of wreck ignition. (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...09/28/13
How do they seed clouds? Alter rain vehicles. (8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ... |
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