I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
Is it true that Jesus was sentenced to be run over by a Chrysler PT?
Yes, He was Cruiserfied.
Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.
Electric cars are silent by deaf ignition.
I have a cool aunt. I call her Auntie Freeze.
There was an orderly lineup of taxis outside the cabaret.
Do stutterers drive a hiccup truck?
Mohondas Gandhi loved Japanese cars.
What’s the official flower of the USA?
There’s a lot of roads in Carpathia.