Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No!
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.
When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.
My expensive car got stuck in the mud. I know what you’re thinking: Porsche muck.
I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
Is it true that Jesus was sentenced to be run over by a Chrysler PT?
Yes, He was Cruiserfied.
Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.
Electric cars are silent by deaf ignition.
I have a cool aunt. I call her Auntie Freeze.