What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
Car pouleting is for chickens.
Did Henry Ford usher in the Auto-man empire?
Do BMWs run on assholine?
GM recently shut down the popular SUV brand because it was Hummeraghing red ink.
What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?
A used auto salesman, aka a cardealogist.
Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?
Escape from a moving transport truck? I can’t–I’m a freight.
Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go.