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Loaned out your sports car? What turbo you lent times are these!

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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.

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I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.

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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.

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(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)

What’s the favourite car of movie stars? Leo drives Dicapriolet.

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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.

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(8 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.

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(4 votes, average: 1.25 out of 5)

What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.

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(9 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)

Carsickness drives me queasy.

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(12 votes, average: 1.75 out of 5)

A used auto salesman, aka a cardealogist.

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(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)