I made an mp3 of my car slowing down. It was a record braking event.
My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
A vehicle full of nasty Bronx cougars? Cargoyles.
In a car accident, the Mercedes bends.
When my new car drove off itself a cliff, I realized I had bought a lemming.
Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.
When the action star attacked the villains in their Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
Car pouleting is for chickens.
Did Henry Ford usher in the Auto-man empire?