Loaned out your sports car? What turbo you lent times are these!
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.
I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.
What’s the favourite car of movie stars? Leo drives Dicapriolet.
Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.
Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
Carsickness drives me queasy.
A used auto salesman, aka a cardealogist.