A nasty accident is causing a road detour at this weekend’s Pride Parade. So please, avert your gays.
If you’re Hindu you should never let your mom drive. It’s bad karma.
What kind of vehicle would a seahorse drive?
A Fjord Bronco!
I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.
There’s a labour shortage in the auto industry. Those who put new treads on cars are all retiring.
If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?
I always get lost driving on New Year’s eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs.
If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.
If you don’t like my very large automobile then file agree vans.