Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No!
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.
(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...My expensive car got stuck in the mud. I know what you’re thinking: Porsche muck.
(7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Is it true that Jesus was sentenced to be run over by a Chrysler PT?
Yes, He was Cruiserfied.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.
(4 votes, average: 1.25 out of 5)Loading...Electric cars are silent by deaf ignition.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I have a cool aunt. I call her Auntie Freeze.
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