I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Today is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day, National Dance Like a Chicken Day, and some Mother, more important holiday.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.
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