What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
holidays
I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?
“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuingĀ an eggs-accretive order.
Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
I’m tired of greeting people warmly over the holla daze.
Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.
There’s nothing quite like a South Pacific vacation: seven days in Jakarta makes me week Indonesia.


