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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘holidays’:

05/14/17

Today is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day, National Dance Like a Chicken Day, and some Mother, more important holiday.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/26/17

How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuingĀ an eggs-accretive order.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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07/01/15

Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.

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12/25/14
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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11/04/14

What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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10/31/14

Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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07/14/14

Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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03/14/14

Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/01/14

You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.

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12/24/13

What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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