You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.
I’m tired of greeting people warmly over the holla daze.
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’