Puns tagged ‘holidays’:
05/14/17
Today is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day, National Dance Like a Chicken Day, and some Mother, more important holiday.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/26/17
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/01/15
Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/25/14
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/04/14
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...10/31/14
Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...07/14/14
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day! (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/14/14
Happy Pi Day! You all look radians. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/01/14
You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/24/13
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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