What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
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The boy went trick or treating, dressed as a soothing lotion. He was called Aloe Ian.
It’s Indie Pun Gents Day! We’re still not signed to a major label…
Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.
Do Muslims celebrate the Thanksgiving Harvest?
Yes, there are a Koranucopia of traditions!
I waited too long after New Year’s to uncork my champagne; it was a bit spumanti-climactic.
What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
Presence.
Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!
I wish telemarketers would take ban-call a days.
I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!