Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.
This year is the New Year. Last year was the Knew Year.
Today is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day, National Dance Like a Chicken Day, and some Mother, more important holiday.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.