Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.
Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.
What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
St. Patrick’s Day in New Orleans is a wonderful O’Cajun.
What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?
“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“
A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!