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Puns tagged ‘holidays’:

07/01/15

Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.

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12/25/14
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
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11/04/14

What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.

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10/31/14

Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.

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07/14/14

Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!

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03/14/14

Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.

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01/01/14

You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.

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12/24/13

What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.

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12/23/13

You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.

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10/31/13

Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate theĀ soles of the dammed.

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