This year is the New Year. Last year was the Knew Year.
Today is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day, National Dance Like a Chicken Day, and some Mother, more important holiday.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.
You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.