St. Patrick’s Day in New Orleans is a wonderful O’Cajun.
What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?
“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“
A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.
This year is the New Year. Last year was the Knew Year.
Today is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day, National Dance Like a Chicken Day, and some Mother, more important holiday.