A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Today is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day, National Dance Like a Chicken Day, and some Mother, more important holiday.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
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