The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
Today is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day, National Dance Like a Chicken Day, and some Mother, more important holiday.
You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.
Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
The boy went trick or treating, dressed as a soothing lotion. He was called Aloe Ian.