NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
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(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
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