It’s Indie Pun Gents Day! We’re still not signed to a major label…
holidays
I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remainĀ eggnogstic.
I wish telemarketers would take ban-call a days.
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
I always get lost driving on New Year’s eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs.
So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.