You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I’m tired of greeting people warmly over the holla daze.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
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