I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
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(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t forget to commemorate Penis Re-Attachment Month, aka Nomember.
(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)Loading...I always get lost driving on New Year’s eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.
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