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What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?

“Trigger treat!“

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My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!

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Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.

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So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.

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Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.

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This year is the New Year. Last year was the Knew Year.

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Today is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day, National Dance Like a Chicken Day, and some Mother, more important holiday.

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How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.

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Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.

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Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.

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