On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.
In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
Do Muslims celebrate the Thanksgiving Harvest?
Yes, there are a Koranucopia of traditions!