Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
There’s nothing quite like a South Pacific vacation: seven days in Jakarta makes me week Indonesia.
I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
Don’t forget to commemorate Penis Re-Attachment Month, aka Nomember.
I always get lost driving on New Year’s eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs.
Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.