I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
St. Patrick’s Day in New Orleans is a wonderful O’Cajun.
What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?
“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“
A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.