Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.
I’m tired of greeting people warmly over the holla daze.
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.
In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.