On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do Muslims celebrate the Thanksgiving Harvest?
Yes, there are a Koranucopia of traditions!
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