I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
holidays
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.
I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.