Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.
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Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...St. Patrick’s Day in New Orleans is a wonderful O’Cajun.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?
“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
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