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Puns tagged ‘boredom’:

11/01/14

I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.

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10/01/14

When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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03/13/14

When it comes to boredom, I intend to go out in a blaisé of glory.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/04/14

Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/04/13

In honour of America’s bday, today’s pun will suck. We bore on the 4th of July.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/11/13

I got into a boring conversation with a vulture. Man they tend to carrion. This one wouldn’t shut up about the deadly car cass he got into. The whole time I was just thinking ‘Oh. mag. got.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/14/12

I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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05/28/12

Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)
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01/11/12

I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 2.43 out of 5)
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