I got into a boring conversation with a vulture. Man they tend to carrion. This one wouldn’t shut up about the deadly car cass he got into. The whole time I was just thinking ‘Oh. mag. got.‘
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Loading...Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...I faint when I’m bored, because I can’t stand the sight of blah.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...In honour of America’s bday, today’s pun will suck. We bore on the 4th of July.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.
(8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.
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