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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘boredom’:

11/01/14

I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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10/01/14

When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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03/13/14

When it comes to boredom, I intend to go out in a blaisé of glory.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/04/14

Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/04/13

In honour of America’s bday, today’s pun will suck. We bore on the 4th of July.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/11/13

I got into a boring conversation with a vulture. Man they tend to carrion. This one wouldn’t shut up about the deadly car cass he got into. The whole time I was just thinking ‘Oh. mag. got.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/14/12

I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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05/28/12

Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)
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01/11/12

I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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