Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?
Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.
Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?
The insomniac stayed up late making a long list of to doze.
When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.
I’m a celebrity in the world of preventing sleep obstruction. They call me No-Snorious B.I.G..
In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
I sneezed in my sleep. Now I’m afraid I have bed boogas.