In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
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I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?
When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.
When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
If you have insomnia AND writer’s block, take nigh quill.
It’s hard to sleep with a bat. Because, you know, they sonar a lot.
If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.
Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.
The insomniac stayed up late making a long list of to doze.
The police picked up the sleepy looking priest, as a parson of into-rest.