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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘sleep’:

06/12/15

When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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10/02/14

Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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05/28/14

When I heard the pun about the sleepless midget, I was un imp rest.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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03/22/14

I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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01/24/14

When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”

 

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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06/27/13

Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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02/27/13

If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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05/28/12

Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)
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01/12/12

The police picked up the sleepy looking priest, as a parson of into-rest.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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11/03/11

The man who goes to India and gets aroused, wakes up with bally wood.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)
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