When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If you have insomnia AND writer’s block, take nigh quill.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...It’s hard to sleep with a bat. Because, you know, they sonar a lot.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The insomniac stayed up late making a long list of to doze.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The police picked up the sleepy looking priest, as a parson of into-rest.
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I’m a celebrity in the world of preventing sleep obstruction. They call me No-Snorious B.I.G..
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?
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