Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The insomniac stayed up late making a long list of to doze.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I’m a celebrity in the world of preventing sleep obstruction. They call me No-Snorious B.I.G..
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...I sneezed in my sleep. Now I’m afraid I have bed boogas.
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