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Puns tagged ‘sleep’:

05/28/14

When I heard the pun about the sleepless midget, I was un imp rest.

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03/22/14

I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?

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01/24/14

When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”

 

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06/27/13

Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?

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02/27/13

If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.

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05/28/12

Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.

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01/12/12

The police picked up the sleepy looking priest, as a parson of into-rest.

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11/03/11

The man who goes to India and gets aroused, wakes up with bally wood.

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09/13/11

If you have insomnia AND writer’s block, take nigh quill.

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05/18/11

I’m a celebrity in the world of preventing sleep obstruction. They call me No-Snorious B.I.G..

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