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01/11/17

THE BICLOPS

Dear Pun Gents, My brother and I are cycling nearly 1000 miles from John O’Groats to Lands End. We’re doing it for a mental health charity, but we both have a sense of humour. We’re not small, both above 6ft4, so there’s some visual comedy in seeing two massive doofus’s pedal a push bike. We really need a team name that covers it all off. ~Andy, Chester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;

  1. United Kinkdom
  2. The Biclops
  3. The Cycle Ops
  4. One Thousand Miles Per Horror
  5. Distance Relatives
  6. Distant Relations
  7. The British Rural Family
  8. The Calf Lick Church
  9. Quad Erat Demonstrandum
  10. Derring Doofuses
  11. The Cy-clones [if you were twins]
  12. Men Tall Health
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01/04/17

AC DAISY

Dear Pun Gents, I need a derby name: red hair, Irish descent – lived in Brazil growing up. Own a jeep, play volleyball and work as a lab technologist in genetics (science nerd). Love horror movies, heavy rock and alternative. ~Sara, Oshawa, Ont.

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Red Baroness
  2. Jeep Trixie [Cheap Trick]
  3. Jean Splicer [Gene splicer]
  4. Gene and Juice
  5. Brain Gingery [Brain Injury]
  6. Red Dawn
  7. Redditor
  8. Volleyanna [pollyanna]
  9. Horrora Storm [Aurora Storm - from the X-men]
  10. AC Daisy [AC/DC]
  11. Eirestotle
  12. Emerald Isla
  13. Brazil Dazzle
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12/05/16

GIMME ONE RIESLING

Dear Pun Gents,
The husband and I are doing the Avon 3 day breast cancer walk and want a fun team name involving wine. Thanks in advance! ~DeAnna, Sugar Land

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Karaoke Cabernet [Karaoke Cab]
  2. Red, White, and Blew Over the Limit
  3. Gimme One Riesling
  4. We Need a Napa
  5. Sommelier Later [Smell You Later]
  6. Grape Achievers
  7. Full Bodied Winos
  8. Rosée Parks
  9. In Vino Victory
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11/09/16

KATATONIA
Dear Pun Gents, I am giving a talk at a university scholarship luncheon. There will be two speakers before me, one named Katia, and the other named Katherine. I am trying to come up with some sort of funny comment at the beginning of my presentation that includes a pun about the abundance of Kathrine/Katia/Katherine, or possibly the fact that there will be 3 speakers at this event whose names start with “Kat” (something like “It’s a veritable Kat-valanche” but better). I’ve fallen flat. Could you help me out? ~Kathrine, Salt Lake City, UT
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. This many K’s in a row usually gets you arrested. Except in South Carolina!
  2. It’s a Katastrophe!
  3. If you had let us all speak at once we might have got Katty.
  4. I hope by the time I’m finished you won’t be Katatonic.
  5. If your name doesn’t start with K you’re just not Kat out for this luncheon.
  6. I saw a Kat burglar outside- he was K-sing the joint!
  7. I wasn’t expecting so much Kat-calling today.
  8. This lunch just shows that Kats like to have funds!
  9. Are they serving Kat food at this luncheon? Because I’m feline hungry.
  10. After those last two speakers, I’m speechless. Kat got your tongue?
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10/30/16

RAZOR LITTLE HELL

Dear PunGents, I need a roller derby name!! I want something feminine but intimidating. My friend is Maimin’ Dame — I’d love something along those lines, I’m a hairdresser by trade. My last name is Funk. I drive a Jeep but whatever you can come up with! ~Rebecca, Albany

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Scissor Sister
  2. Edward Scissorlegs
  3. Cutie Cuts
  4. Cuttles
  5. What The Funk
  6. Slice-za Minelli
  7. Razor Lille Hell
  8. Jeep Thrills
  9. Jeep Trick / Jeep Trixie
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10/02/16

JAYNE’S ADDICTIONS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m after a badass punny derby name please! I’m a beer brewer, whose nickname is Brewer Jayne, who is into rap and thinks they’re a little bit gangsta.I love gin and beer and have a thing for the colour pink. As a skater, I’m tall, athletic and a little clumsy.I hope that’s enough info to come up with something ace. Thanks in advance for your help! ~Jayne, Melbourne, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Jayne in the Neck
  2. JayneKiller [Painkiller]
  3. Jayne and Juice
  4. Brewed Tall Force
  5. Miss Pinky
  6. Barley Lethal [Barely Legal]
  7. Gina and Tonic
  8. Jayne No Wine [Genuine]
  9. Smiling Brewdha [Smiling Buddha]
  10. Rap PunZel
  11. Gangstalina Jolie
  12. Gina Rollah Briggida / Gina Rollah Beer Fridgedda
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09/30/16

BIZZY B’s

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a team of business faculty working in a group to promote and manage a business degree program. ~Greg, Salina

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Bizzy B’s
  2. The Prof-its
  3. The Capital P’s
  4. What will B. Com. of us
  5. The Busi-antine Empire
  6. The BCommoners
  7. The Tenure Plan
  8. BComming Tenured
  9. Capital in Hand
  10. Just the Facs Please
  11. The Faculties of Life
  12. The Prof Motive
  13. Setting Sales
  14. BBAM
  15. Be School
  16. PowerPointer Sisters
  17. We Admin Business [We mean business]
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08/21/16

WHO ARTED?
Dear Pun Gents, I need a long list of short, clever names for a company that sells cool artwork with lots of clever puns and fun word play. ~Scott
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
  1. Art Day’s Night
  2. Who Arted?
  3. Arty Har Har
  4. How Great Thou Art
  5. Piece Be With You
  6. Edge Cetera
  7. Etch Cetera
  8. Signonyms
  9. O Pun Minded
  10. SWordplay
  11. Drawma
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06/15/16

ONE TREK MINDS

Dear Pun Gents, My wife and I are entering in an 8 hour adventure race and need some help with a team name. The race is put on by 361 degrees and is apart of their Unbridled Adventure Race Series. Any help is appreciated. ~Matt, New Haven, IN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Give me a Race, Boss
  2. You Trek Me, Baby
  3. Trek or Treat
  4. Adventure Capitalists
  5. Unbridle and Groom
  6. Hour Big Adventure
  7. Kentucky Fired Up Chickens
  8. We 8 Hour Breakfast!
  9. One Trek Minds
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05/15/16

MICHELLE ON WHEELS

Dear Pun Gents,
I am new to roller derby, and 46 years old. Need a badass derby name. I love the gym (weight train), medieval dragons and fairies. I love Marvel and DC comics (Harley Quinn being a favorite villainess). I also ride a Harley of my own. ~Michelle, Casa Grande

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Michelle on Wheels
  2. Michelle Razor (hell raiser )
  3. Michelle O Bomba
  4. Dawn Genie and Dragons
  5. Play Fairie
  6. Aunt Gymima
  7. AC DC Comics
  8. Lois Villain (Lois Lane)
  9. Bruce Payne (Bruce Wayne)
  10. Harley Riser
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