Dear Pun Gents, a pun about young people and politics. ~Asghar, London, UK (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. It’s sad that teenagers see political involvement as a youthless gesture.
2. How to get young men interested in politics? Two words: Pornstitutional Bonarchy
3. The U.S. constitution does NOT start ‘Wii, the people…’
4. Underage voters could elect a minor-ity government.
5. You don’t need pubes to serve the public.

Dear Pun Gents,  I need a pun for a pub crawl with theme “Where’s Wally?” ~Barry, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Be Where of Wally?
2. The Wally Crawly
3. Join us at the Waldo-Astoria
4. Don’t be a Wally-flower

Dear Pun Gents, a pun about Clipper Teas. ~Ashley, Birmingham, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. You’re heading down a Clipper-y slurp.
2. We’re potheads!
3. So incredibly fantastic, you’ll think it was Fairy Trade
4. In France, they baguette. In England, we bag it.
5. We have steep pockets.

Dear Pun Gents, I have a friend who is thinking of starting a home organizing business where they organize your clutter. Her last name is Cruze and her nickname is Cruzer. I’m looking for punny names to call this company. ~Wang, Minneapolis, MN (long time fan)

Dear Pun Gents, I work for the UK’s Royal Mail (our national Postal Service) on the sales team. We have three teams in the office and our team is notoriously bad at coming up with a good name. The two main services we sell are called Tracked and Packetpost and we enjoy a good drink. Gin’ll Fix It has already gone and we need something wittier than this! Please help. ~Lyndsey, Chicester, West Sussex, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Ahead of the Package
2. It’ll beer here soon
3. Hot Fee Mails
4. Booze De-livery
5. Pickup Artists
6. Large Package Handlers

Dear Pun Gents, a pun about the beauty of life. ~Jill, Edmonton, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Laugh is beautiful
2. Like the man who survives cancer knows - tumor ‘ow’ is another day
3. All you need is life
4. Life is a real sun off a beach
5. Happiness is a warm pun.

Dear Pun Gents, Heidi from cloud control is in business as a cake racketeer, what should her slogan be? ~Emma, Melbourne

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Pastry de resistance
2. Bucake
3. I’m a cakey muthaf******
4. Let them cake meet!

Dear Pun Gents, I need a good name for a giveaway that a company involved with phones and bluetooth devices does every Friday. ~Torin, Snoqualmie, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Pho… Pho… Phone!  Merry Xmas!
2. Phone-me of the State
3. Catching Phlies with Phoney
4. The bluetooth and nothing but the bluetooth
5. John Wilkes Bluetooth
6. It’s a call amity!

Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny band name pun. ~Mikey, Plattsburgh, NY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Band Aid
2. Songofabitch
3. Of Chorus
4. Recorduroy
5. The Strolling Strones
6. Living Color Me Badly Drawn Boy George Michael Jackson Five for Fighting Miss Daisy

Dear Pun Gents, a roller derby name related to the NY Yankees (Not Bronx Bombers), Harry Potter, or video games. ~Dee, Norwich, CT

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Dear Pun Gents, some friends and I are competing in a charity treasure hunt, where the theme is the Chinese New Year. This is the year of the tiger: Got any ‘tiger’ names? ~Dana, Rohnert Park, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Stripe Search
2. Orange Rover
3. Claw of the Jungle
4. Bigcatted Remarks
5. Tigers love the gnu ear celebrations.

Dear Pun Gents, looking for an original and clever name for our adult co-ed kickball team. Our uniform color is black. ~Sarah, Studio City, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Kball Guys
2. The Kballah
3. Kick Me Kate
4. The Kickerbockers
5. Blackballed
6. Balligerents
7. Ballkick Bartokomous

Dear Pun Gents, socialists and death - can you do it? Need to beat ‘youthenasia.’ ~Emma, Melbourne

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Marxed for Death
2. Bad Engel shot
3. Karl up and die
4. Left for dead
5. I Shot Lenin
6. Communisticable diseases

Dear Pun Gents, we are a tennis team from Hull in the United Kingdom and need a pun about tennis for a t-shirt, the ruder the better. Please help, anything will do! ~Jon, Hull, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Go to Hull
2. Welcome to hull. You’re ship out of luck.
3. Many more tennis pun requests here.

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun-ny name for an academic blog about youth, media and popular culture. Other topics include fame, celebrity, stardom and television. It’s a blog name, so 1-3 words max, preferably. (I know - it’s hard! But you guys can do it. I have faith) ~Lindsay, Dallas, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. PhDizzle
2. The Aca-dame
3. Mediacademia
4. Academedia
5. Academeaning
6. You’re Higher-ed!

Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a blog about the crazy things my husband Justin says and does and I am looking for a punny title.  Any ideas? ~Tobie, Winnipeg, MB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. This Just In…
2. Un Just Pun-ishment
3. The Status Quote
4. Hear Say

Dear Pun Gents, we’re having custom cozies made for our beach wedding in Hawaii and need a slogan them.  We need something better than “Let’s get Mauied” ‘ cause that’s lame. Thanks! ~Maryann, Sunshine Coast, Queensland, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Hawaii Doing?
2. Honeymumu in Honolulu
3. Ring Beerers
4. This Beach is Cold
5. Serve Us Up [Surf's Up]

Dear Pun Gents, something about Valentine’s day like “bee mine” with a bee or “sweet on you” with candy or “nuts about you” with a peanut that i could put on a card. ~Samantha, New Britain, CT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. It was two heart to get you a present.
2. For our V-day dinner, set the lovin’ to ‘high’
3. And you thought I never card about you.
4. I baked you something special. Cuz all you knead is loaf.
5. Let’s have a hearty dinner
6. You and Me = A VD I got from Dupree

Dear Pun Gents, my work colleagues and I need a team name for a charity walk called the MK Midnight Moo. Must have something to do with cows. ~Leanne, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Band of Brudders
2. Cow Tech
3. Heiferbody Say Moo
4. Moo From a Hill
5. Milkin Keynes
6. Wooly Bull

Dear Pun Gents, two-person female running team; both member are grandmas, with a combined age of 100+. ~Joanie, Bellingham, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Geri’s Kids
2. Grandmarathon
3. Long Distaunts
4. Last Legs
5. Runs In Stockings
6. Speedomestics

Dear Pun Gents, we need a pun for our polar bear plunge team that includes of five or six teenage girls, and my dad.~Cathleen, Middleton, DE

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Ice-Q
2. Frigidimate Behavior
3. Cold Man and the Sea
4. A Foolish Ocean
5. Bear Bottoms
6. Freeze the Children

Dear Pun Gents, I’d like a pun in response to President Obama’s State of the Union speech. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. The President really dropped Obama last night.
2. There was a lot of security in Washington for the speech. They emptied all the Baracks.
3. He promises action on Steve Jobs - and with the iPad, he’s delivered!
4. Why is he threatening to punish Banksy?
5. He’s repealing ‘don’t ask, don’t tell.’ Finally he has his gaze on the military!
6. Another foreign policy blunder: a tax credit for Somali business?

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Dear Pun Gents, my fiancé and I are giving decorative bags filled with peppermints to guests at our wedding. Can you think of a wedding-appropriate pun for the mints?
~Sarah, St. Louis, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Mint To Be
2. Candied Moments
3. Sav-our Marriage
4. You Sugar Me All Night Long
5. Suckin to None

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Dear Pun Gents, we’re a women’s tennis team in Madison. A play on “Madtown”  or “mad” would be helpful.  Most of us are over 40. ~Susan, Madison, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Mad-dames [French]
2. Tennisisters
3. The Racquettes
4. The Mad-ri-gals
5. Madisinners
6. Madopause
7. Madwesterners

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Dear Pun Gents, something funny about John McCain swimming. ~Cody, Salem, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. He’s had another stroke.
2. Is that John McCain drowning? He sounds hanoied.
3. He doesn’t like swimming. He shies away from blue states.
4. When he was drowning, he couldn’t find a Bush to grab onto.
5. John can’t swim in his home state. It’s an arid zone-a.
6. He’s so afraid of water whenever he gets near a pool he drops a senaturd.
7. Michael Phelp’s skills Palin comparison.

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Dear Pun Gents, I would like some puns related to the election in Massachusetts. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Health care reform suffers Brown-out
2. Obama does penance in Mass.
3. Insure-ection!
4. They opened up a Kennedy wupass.
5. Massa-chooses-shit

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny name for a 3v3 basketball team. ~Tony, St. Louis

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Three Guys, Six Balls
2. Nothing but Ned, Ed and Fred
3. Slam Allelekum
4. Dunkin Go Nuts
5. The Three Pointer Sisters
6. The Trouble with Triples
7. Threedom Train

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a new Xbox live name. I was hoping you guys could use my name or part of my name in it. Thanks! ~Richard, Troy, MI (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. For richard or poorer
2. Troy Again
3. Just Troy Mi
4. Ric Hard

Dear Pun Gents, we’re updating our clients information and have to call people to update/confirm email addresses. We’re forming teams to do it in. Any ideas? Cheers! ~Marlon, Melbourne

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Address for Success
2. Track Team
3. Emailleability
4. The Check is in the Email

Dear Pun Gents, need a pun on a cake auction. ~Kelly, Chiefland, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Congratulations, you’ve just won a brand new carb!
2. When I see cake, icing for joy.
3. Flantastic Voyage
4. Give Piece a Chance
5. Jack Frosting

Dear Pun Gents, some good wedding band names. ~Lisa, Tampa, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. The Wedding Band
2. Band for Life
3. Big Rock
4. Aislevis Priestley
5. Easy Briders

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a punny name for a new blog. Something shorter and more clever than, “One man’s quest for figuring out how to plan a gay wedding while negotiating freaked-out family drama and keeping sight of the real reason for getting married - the other groom.” Thanks! ~Brian, Boulder, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Groom with a View
2. Gay Mon!
3. Married to a Blog - but he’s a nice fella!
4. Aisle Be There
5. Nup it in the bud
6. Diary of Stan/Frank
7. Let’s Wed and See

Dear Pun Gents, I have a picture of my mom wearing a turkey hat. I would like a pun that describes her life, but has to do with turkeys. ~Harrison, North Brunswick

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. She wattles when she walks.
2. She’s got the right stuffing!
3. She always listened to Charlie ‘Bird’ Parker
4. She was blessed by Gobble Almighty!

Dear Pun Gents, we have to rename a liquor store.  My wife runs it full-time. We sell beer, spirits, a little wine. Blue-collar store in an old neighborhood. ~Matt, Shawnee, KS (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. What Ales You
2. Liquor-ner Store
3. Inebriattitude
4. Boozunteit
5. Mom and Pop Shots

Dear Pun Gents,  I’m looking for a pun for a shot glass for a bachelorette party. It’s a run of the mill drinking party. Something unique. ~Michelle, Windsor, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Bride is one of the 7 deadly gins.
2. Bailey able to stand
3. Jello Hooters
4. Shoot Your Load.
5. Gal-liano
6. Totally Kahlua-lass

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to ask a friend to buy beer or alcohol. ~Joey, Redlands, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Ale be forever grateful.
2. Don’t make me go boozerk.
3. Wine not?
4. Vodka I do for you?
5. It’s not going tequila-ya
6. Can I ask you a martini tiny favour?

Dear Pun Gents, I am in a curling bonspiel called the ‘BUMspiel’ - BUMS stands for Berseker Urban Motorcycle Squad. I need a team name with curling and bums. Or just some original curling names for 4 people thrown together to curl. ~Shelley, Calgary, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Ass-assins with Rocks
2. Bumsweepers
3. Crack Squad
4. The Icy Receptionists
5. Skip to the Loo
6. We’ll Skip Rinks Around You

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for an office team in a transportation engineering firm, but no one on the team is an engineer. ~Amy, Salt Lake City, UT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Trans Sports
2. Engine and Tonic
3. There’s no Engine, Here
4. The Colossus of Roads

Dear Pun Gents, I’m wanting a Valentine’s Day pun based around the themes weight loss / gym / love handles / exercise / etc. ~Lach, Brisbane, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

1. Sexercise?
2. Lose 214 pounds for Valentine’s Day
   OR
3. Give her 214 pounds. Watch the V.D!
4. I can’t weight for Valentine’s
5. You be fit me
6. Love. Handle it.

Dear Pun Gents, We’re looking for a clever name for our women’s tennis team. We’re a city, public court team that plays out of Golden Gate Park in San Francisco. ~Nina, San Francisco (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Feelin Frisci
2. John Cougar Tennis Camp
3. Servivors
4. We’re HardCourt
5. Clay Lady, Clay
6. Clayla
7. Female Agassins
8. Stringers in the night
9. Spinderellas
10. Drop it Like it’s Shot
11. Backhand and Lobbin (Batman and Robin)
12. Golden Girls

Dear Pun Gents, we did a science project on how fast you can shoot a hockey puck and we need a title! ~Jen, Laurel, MD

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. How Pucking Fast?
2. One Tough Disc ice on
3. Hockey't Science
4. The Mighty Pucks
5. Ahead of the Puck
6. Clocks-pucker

Dear Pun Gents, A good one for a film soundtrack service please. ~Jeremy, Letterkenny, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. You Shoot, We Score
2. Audio Fellow

Dear Pun Gents, we need a legal based pub name for our social event, even better if it also included the number 4. Many thanks! ~Will, London

Dear Pun Gents, I'm putting together a bachelorette-party 5k run for the bridesmaids. Looking for a pun to put on the t-shirts. ~Maria, Chicago

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Chick Click Clique
2. The Sprintcess Bride
3. Wedding Train-ing

Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a beach theme for a dog party. ~Jen, Durango, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. This party totally drools!
2. Dachshund Through the Sand
3. Life's a Bitch
4. 24-hour party pitbulls in the house!
5. Dog Days of Summer

Dear Pun Gents, I'm emceeing a wedding and looking for some puns. Groom used to be into weightlifting and also works for an insurance company. ~Gary, Melbourne, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. He'll get use to waits for the bathroom.
2. He seems very claim and collected today.
3. Before he met her, he pumped a lot of Irene.
4. He doesn't know squat about marriage.

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for an alcohol delivery service. ~Alice, Brisbane, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS

1. Good to the last drop-off
2. Rum-runners
3. Spirits of St. Louis
4. Ethanol-inclusive
5. De-livery
6. Ba car di
7. Broken Down Golf Carts

Dear Pun Gents, I would like a pun or slogan for pediatric pain for a preventative pain hospital program. ~Beth, Phoenix, AZ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. The pain isn't mightier
2. Check your PainPal account
3. Stop painment

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun name for a bee mascot! ~Lauren, Perth, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;

1. Beelzebub
2. Buzzooka Joe
3. The Great Swarmy
4. Attila the Honey
5. Queentin Tarantino
6. Bumble Rap