Tricycle riders dabble in communism.
cycling
Bicyclists are always pedalling their wheres.
Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
Feeling lazy and depressed? Tricycline.
The two pubescent cyclists just discovered the allure of heavy pedalling.
THE BICLOPS
Dear Pun Gents, My brother and I are cycling nearly 1000 miles from John O’Groats to Lands End. We’re doing it for a mental health charity, but we both have a sense of humour. We’re not small, both above 6ft4, so there’s some visual comedy in seeing two massive doofus’s pedal a push bike. We really need a team name that covers it all off. ~Andy, Chester, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;
- United Kinkdom
- The Biclops
- The Cycle Ops
- One Thousand Miles Per Horror
- Distance Relatives
- Distant Relations
- The British Rural Family
- The Calf Lick Church
- Quad Erat Demonstrandum
- Derring Doofuses
- The Cy-clones [if you were twins]
- Men Tall Health
MULTIPLE SCLEROADIES
Dear Pun Gents, I need an MS Bike Team Name. Key words: Greg, Lutzen, Wisconsin, Diverse Group, Amateurs, Finish, Prevail, Multiple Sclerosis, Cycling, Team, Bike Ride. ~Kamala, Arlington Heights
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rode to Victory
- Nothing to Lutzen
- Wishconsin
- Gregorian Chains
- Amatouring
- Amatours
- Amatour Hour
- MSaries
- EFF MS
- MS Messenger
- Sclero Heros
- Scleroadies
- Multiple Scleroadies
ENDO THE LINE
- Gearonimo
- Two-Four The Road
- Bonkologists
- Spins and Wheedles
- Get Forty [Get Shorty]
- Fogey Weather
- Hillrazers [Hellraiser]
- Be spoke styles
- The painful quad
- Deraill trails
- The Hemano groupo (Shimano grouppo)
- The Dirt Digglers
- The French rabbits (lapin’s)
- MTBeer cans
- Four guys looking for a bonk
- Endo the line
TOUR DE FRIENDS
Dear Pun Gents, my husband and I are forming a cycling team to do charity rides (we don’t race anymore) with some friends from LA. We are from Massachusetts (Cape Cod). Happy to pay your fee for some good names! ~Kim, Orleans
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Gearly Beloved
- CodPieces
- Bikoastal
- Tour de Friends
- Dirty MassCals
- Ex Race
- The Cause Way
- Velociposse