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I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.

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I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’

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In a car accident, the Mercedes bends.

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When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.

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If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.

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A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.

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If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.

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How is British Petroleum like speech recognition software?

British Petroleum can also wreck a nice beach.

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I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.

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People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.

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