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Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.

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Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.

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When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.

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When our friend Paul was fired from a catapult, it really cast a Paul over things.

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I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.

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If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.

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Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.

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Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.

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I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.

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I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’

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