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I broke my leg dancing. My new nickname is Saturday Night Femur.

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Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind

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Getting your head chopped off by a glass shard is a real pane in the neck.

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Those with fractures are a risk to cracks.

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If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.

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Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.

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Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.

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Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.

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When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.

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When our friend Paul was fired from a catapult, it really cast a Paul over things.

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