The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.
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