Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.
I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.
Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.
As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
I love dropping camera crews off a cliff. There’s nothing quite like fall foleyage.
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi.