If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.
I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.
The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”
I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.