In a car accident, the Mercedes bends.
accidents
Stop licking telephone poles – post taste!
Every time I scrape myself, I have a bigĀ cell abrasion.
I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
I went to Damascus and, stumbling around drunk, got impaled upon some jagged glass. Immediately I felt Assyrian pane in my side.
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
After the nuclear accident, the ground seemed to glow, almost as if it had its own floor essence.
Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?