I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”
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I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
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The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
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I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
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The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
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Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
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Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind
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Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
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I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.
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My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
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