If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
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