I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
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(6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?
No, just Juan Valdez.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...If you are at the wrong end of a chainsaw accident, try to understand. To err is hew man.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How is British Petroleum like speech recognition software?
British Petroleum can also wreck a nice beach.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.
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