Puns tagged ‘accidents’:
03/29/17
The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/08/17
I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.   (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...12/07/16
The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/18/16
Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos. (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/17/16
Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/27/16
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
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I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity. (10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5) Loading ...06/12/16
My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...02/12/16
Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.“ (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/29/15
People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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