When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
When our friend Paul was fired from a catapult, it really cast a Paul over things.
I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.
Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.
I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
In a car accident, the Mercedes bends.
When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.