If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.
A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.
If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
How is British Petroleum like speech recognition software?
British Petroleum can also wreck a nice beach.
I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.
People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.
Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.
Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.