accidents puns :: PunGents.com

I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.

(13 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)

People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.

(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.

(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)