The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.
accidents
I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.
Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.
The immigrant who fell into a wood chipper was a victim of ethnic slurries.
If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.
I got into a yo-yo accident and now I’m in a whirled of hurt.
Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
12 New Pun Requests!
I love dropping camera crews off a cliff. There’s nothing quite like fall foleyage.
You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.


