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If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.

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A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.

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If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.

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How is British Petroleum like speech recognition software?

British Petroleum can also wreck a nice beach.

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I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.

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People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.

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Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.

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Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.

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Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a

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You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.

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