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Sticking your finger in a light socket is an a jolt remedy.

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Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.

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Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.

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I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.

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You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.

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I broke my leg dancing. My new nickname is Saturday Night Femur.

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Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind

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Getting your head chopped off by a glass shard is a real pane in the neck.

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Those with fractures are a risk to cracks.

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If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.

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