accidents puns :: PunGents.com

The doctors went lawn bowling in the middle of my surgery. Needless to say they bocce’d the procedure.

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If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.

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I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi.

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When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.

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You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.

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If you get your private parts stuck in your zipper, you can call 1-800-CAUGHT-JUNK.

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I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.

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The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.

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Every time I scrape myself, I have a big cell abrasion.

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Sticking your finger in a light socket is an a jolt remedy.

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