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If you are at the wrong end of a chainsaw accident, try to understand. To err is hew man.

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How is British Petroleum like speech recognition software?

British Petroleum can also wreck a nice beach.

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I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.

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I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.

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In a car accident, the Mercedes bends.

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The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!

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Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?

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The gaping wound in my arm makes me want to kill myself. I have suicidal tendon sees.

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The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.

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I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.

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