If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.
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(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I got into a yo-yo accident and now I’m in a whirled of hurt.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
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(6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...I love dropping camera crews off a cliff. There’s nothing quite like fall foleyage.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The jet crashed into the ocean. It’s plane to sea.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was violently kicked in the nuts. So I called 911 to get an ambulance. They said, sorry, dong number.
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