Puns tagged ‘accidents’:
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.
My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.“
People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
When our friend Paul was fired from a catapult, it really cast a Paul over things.
What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
The doctors went lawn bowling in the middle of my surgery. Needless to say they bocce’d the procedure.