I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind
I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.
My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.“