Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
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(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In a car accident, the Mercedes bends.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...How is British Petroleum like speech recognition software?
British Petroleum can also wreck a nice beach.
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