If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
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(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I broke my leg dancing. My new nickname is Saturday Night Femur.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.
(5 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5)Loading...I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...The immigrant who fell into a wood chipper was a victim of ethnic slurries.
(9 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)Loading...If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.
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