I broke my leg dancing. My new nickname is Saturday Night Femur.
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”
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