Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
accidents
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.
I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.
Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.
The immigrant who fell into a wood chipper was a victim of ethnic slurries.
If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.
I got into a yo-yo accident and now I’m in a whirled of hurt.
Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.


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