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You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.

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As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”

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I love dropping camera crews off a cliff. There’s nothing quite like fall foleyage.

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Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.

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I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.

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I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi.

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The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.

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I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.

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Sticking your finger in a light socket is an a jolt remedy.

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If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.

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