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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘shakespeare’:

03/09/17

When it comes to Shakespearean accents, Anne Hathaway with words.

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12/21/14

We plan to go clubbing. Now is the winter of our disco intent.

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05/29/14

I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.

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04/18/14

Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka¬†All Smells that End Well.

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04/22/13

Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.

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11/27/12

Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?

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07/04/12

New app with all of Shakespeare’s insults: Angry Bards.

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01/05/12

If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:

  • Measure for Measuring Tape
  • Two Gentlemen of a Rona
  • Taming of the Screw
  • Romeo and Juliet Balcony
  • Awl’s Well That Ends Well
  • Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)
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06/23/10

Shakespeare’s works have recently been climbing up the bestseller charts. It’s a sonnet boom!

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05/31/10

If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.

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