If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.
When it comes to Shakespearean accents, Anne Hathaway with words.
We plan to go clubbing. Now is the winter of our disco intent.
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?
New app with all of Shakespeare’s insults: Angry Bards.
If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)