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Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?

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I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.

(9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.

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We plan to go clubbing. Now is the winter of our disco intent.

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If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.

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Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Shakespeare’s works have recently been climbing up the bestseller charts. It’s a sonnet boom!

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?

Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“

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When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.

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Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.

(5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)