Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
Shakespeare’s works have recently been climbing up the bestseller charts. It’s a sonnet boom!
When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.
If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)
Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.
Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
We plan to go clubbing. Now is the winter of our disco intent.