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Puns tagged ‘shakespeare’:

12/21/14

We plan to go clubbing. Now is the winter of our disco intent.

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05/29/14

I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.

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04/18/14

Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka¬†All Smells that End Well.

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04/22/13

Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.

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11/27/12

Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?

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07/04/12

New app with all of Shakespeare’s insults: Angry Bards.

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01/05/12

If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:

  • Measure for Measuring Tape
  • Two Gentlemen of a Rona
  • Taming of the Screw
  • Romeo and Juliet Balcony
  • Awl’s Well That Ends Well
  • Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)
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06/23/10

Shakespeare’s works have recently been climbing up the bestseller charts. It’s a sonnet boom!

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05/31/10

If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.

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12/11/09

When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.

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