  Puns tagged ‘shakespeare’:01/05/12
If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
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Shakespeare’s works have recently been climbing up the bestseller charts. It’s a sonnet boom! (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/31/10
If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.  (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/11/09
When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/31/09
Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/14/09
NED: In Shakepeare’s Merchant of Venison, Shylock offers to sell Antonio a pound of flesh. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/25/05
Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases? Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“ (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ... |
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