I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
We plan to go clubbing. Now is the winter of our disco intent.
If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
Shakespeare’s works have recently been climbing up the bestseller charts. It’s a sonnet boom!
Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.
Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.
If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)