Shakespeare’s works have recently been climbing up the bestseller charts. It’s a sonnet boom!
Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.
Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.
If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)
New app with all of Shakespeare’s insults: Angry Bards.
Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?
How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.
Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.