New app with all of Shakespeare’s insults: Angry Bards.
Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?
How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.
Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
When it comes to Shakespearean accents, Anne Hathaway with words.
We plan to go clubbing. Now is the winter of our disco intent.
Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)