If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.
(5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)Loading...Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
(9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...We plan to go clubbing. Now is the winter of our disco intent.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Shakespeare’s works have recently been climbing up the bestseller charts. It’s a sonnet boom!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
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