Illegal Scandinavian immigrants aka artificial Swedeners. Immigration to Scandinavia is Oslo process, but there’s Norway around it. Don’t try to sneak in unless you can a fjord to pay off some skerry-looking folks.
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low?
In Sweden, they draw a lot of Sven diagrams.
There’s a song about how there is no yoga in Sweden. It’s by that 80s band, Sven Without Mats.