There’s a song about how there is no yoga in Sweden. It’s by that 80s band, Sven Without Mats.
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
Illegal Scandinavian immigrants aka artificial Swedeners. Immigration to Scandinavia is Oslo process, but there’s Norway around it. Don’t try to sneak in unless you can a fjord to pay off some skerry-looking folks.
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low?
In Sweden, they draw a lot of Sven diagrams.