Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
I went to Korea and became a cannibal, and I’m leaving happy and full of Choi.
When North American aboriginal cannibals had a successful hunt they would thank the Cree ater.
Cannibals just e-man-ate something unusual.
Cannibals tend to be chewsy with their friends.
When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack? BFF jerky.
Cannibals like to de leg ate.
What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.