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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘cannibals’:

09/02/17

Cannibals just e-man-ate something unusual.

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07/04/17

Cannibals tend to be chewsy with their friends.

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04/14/17

When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.

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03/05/17

What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack? BFF jerky.

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06/18/16

Cannibals like to de leg ate.

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03/11/15

What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.

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10/12/12

As a cannibal, you may criticize my habit of eating rowdy teenagers. Yet, I am a punkchewal man.

 

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12/03/11

What movie was based on the memoirs of a college cannibal? A: The Grad u ate.

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