Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
Is there Nintendo in France?
Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.
Boo-merang: when you angrily send back your pie.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
Sitting down is something I chairish.
Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.