How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
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(14 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5)Loading...Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
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(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Bicyclists are always pedalling their wheres.
(14 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”
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Hasbro.
(15 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Loading...For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
(12 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.
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