Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.
Hear about the female student of interpretation theory, who rejected her boyfriend because he had fleas?
Yes, her man knew tics.
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.
To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
I made a pun in springtime. It was a May zing.
Dear Pun Gents, we are HR employees in a healthcare organization forming a team for a 100-mile fitness challenge. There are going to be other teams from other departments, so we need something catchy to identify us as HR. ~Lisa, Richmond
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- HRmes (Greek God)
- HRmy of Darkness
- March into Health
- Take it Personnelly
- 100-Mile Riot
- Friends with Benefit Plans
- 100 Miles/HR
- Personnel trainers
- We had the runs for a century
- The Hired Guns
Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
I’m good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.