Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
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Wii.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...During my time as an executioner, I made sure to be head of the game, by acquiring a unique skull set, from the time I was a guillotiney bopper. I got gallowing reviews which was always excellent noose. Even though I hung my clients out to dry (though sometimes I got them stoned) I never faced the firing line. Of course, the work is no longer shocking; these days the business won’t survive without capital injections, which makes me sigh at night. My goal nonetheless is to fill every day with poisonable experiences.
(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the female student of interpretation theory, who rejected her boyfriend because he had fleas?
Yes, her man knew tics.
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...I made a pun in springtime. It was a May zing.
(12 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
(13 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...Which toy company believes in affirmative action?
Hasbro.
(15 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Loading...Bicyclists are always pedalling their wheres.
(17 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)Loading...Rubbing up against strangers is frotte with peril.
(11 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Loading...Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
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