Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
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Which toy company believes in affirmative action?
Hasbro.
Bicyclists are always pedalling their wheres.
Rubbing up against strangers is frotte with peril.
Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
Sitting down is something I chairish.
Be a lumberjack. Saw the world.
Which celebrity microwaves his hotdogs?
Frank Zappa.
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”