How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
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Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
Sitting down is something I chairish.
Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
Bicyclists are always pedalling their wheres.
Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”
Which toy company believes in affirmative action?
Hasbro.
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
I’m good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.