To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
Bicyclists are always pedalling their wheres.
Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”
Which toy company believes in affirmative action?
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
I’m good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
I made a pun in springtime. It was a May zing.
Hear about the porno sequel to Disney’s Aladdin?
I’d Ream A Genie
Most people can’t write poetry. They should leave it to the prose.