Bicyclists are always pedalling their wheres.
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Rubbing up against strangers is frotte with peril.
Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
Sitting down is something I chairish.
Be a lumberjack. Saw the world.
Which celebrity microwaves his hotdogs?
Frank Zappa.
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”
Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot.
Boo-merang: when you angrily send back your pie.