Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.
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For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
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The favourite music of menstruating women, without a doubt, is rag time. Period. Especially the flowing melodies and bleed violins of the London Philtamponic, whose works are best played PMSimo.
Nietzsche joined Facebook, and Thus Poked Zarathustra.
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