My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The skin clinic’s online presence finally returned after a period of reconstruction. The dermatologist congratulated the webmaster, saying “Well this is a site for psoriasis!”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Russian dictators are the best. They’re the crème de la Kremlin.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)Loading...When someone runs over a cat, and it has to be cleaned off the street, who picks up the tabby?
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Gambling addicts who see those Vegas casino lights don’t have a chance. It’s like lamps to the slotter.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do dictators speak to the masses from balconies? Haven’t they heard that no ledge is power?
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...What do you call it when a French psychoanalyst falls on the winter ice?
A froidian slip of course!
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