Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.
If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge.
Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded.
If you’re at a loss for words, don’t worry, it’s just aphasia.
My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…