I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does a short-order cook wish you good luck?
“Break an egg!”
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Sleep? There’s a nap for that.
(19 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5)Loading...Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The skin clinic’s online presence finally returned after a period of reconstruction. The dermatologist congratulated the webmaster, saying “Well this is a site for psoriasis!”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Russian dictators are the best. They’re the crème de la Kremlin.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
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