If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The skin clinic’s online presence finally returned after a period of reconstruction. The dermatologist congratulated the webmaster, saying “Well this is a site for psoriasis!”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)Loading...Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
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