Why do dictators speak to the masses from balconies? Haven’t they heard that no ledge is power?
The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge.
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…
Wigmakers are always putting on hairs.
When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
How does a short-order cook wish you good luck?
“Break an egg!”
If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.