If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
The skin clinic’s online presence finally returned after a period of reconstruction. The dermatologist congratulated the webmaster, saying “Well this is a site for psoriasis!”
As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded.
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.