Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
figures of speech
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…
The skin clinic’s online presence finally returned after a period of reconstruction. The dermatologist congratulated the webmaster, saying “Well this is a site for psoriasis!”
Russian dictators are the best. They’re the crème de la Kremlin.
Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
When someone runs over a cat, and it has to be cleaned off the street, who picks up the tabby?
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.


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