My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…
Wigmakers are always putting on hairs.
When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
How does a short-order cook wish you good luck?
“Break an egg!”
If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
The skin clinic’s online presence finally returned after a period of reconstruction. The dermatologist congratulated the webmaster, saying “Well this is a site for psoriasis!”
As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.