Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded.
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.
If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge.
Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.