Russian dictators are the best. They’re the crème de la Kremlin.
Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.
My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…
I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
If you’re at a loss for words, don’t worry, it’s just aphasia.
Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
What do you call it when a French psychoanalyst falls on the winter ice?
A froidian slip of course!