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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘figures of speech’:

04/10/16

Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.

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08/12/14

Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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06/18/14

If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.

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06/14/14

Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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02/28/14

Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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01/22/14

When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.

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01/16/14

Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/12/14

Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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10/16/13

If you’re at a loss for words, don’t worry, it’s just aphasia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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09/16/13

My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…

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