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04/10/16

Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.

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08/12/14

Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.

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06/18/14

If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.

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06/14/14

Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge.

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02/28/14

Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.

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01/22/14

When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.

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01/16/14

Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.

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01/12/14

Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded.

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10/16/13

If you’re at a loss for words, don’t worry, it’s just aphasia.

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09/16/13

My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…

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