I dropped a chocolatey treat down my pants while camping – but I didn’t let it stop me. One ‘smore into the breech!
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do dictators speak to the masses from balconies? Haven’t they heard that no ledge is power?
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Wigmakers are always putting on hairs.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...How does a short-order cook wish you good luck?
“Break an egg!”
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