Why do dictators speak to the masses from balconies? Haven’t they heard that no ledge is power?
figures of speech
What do you call it when a French psychoanalyst falls on the winter ice?
A froidian slip of course!
Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded.
Wigmakers are always putting on hairs.
As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
The skin clinic’s online presence finally returned after a period of reconstruction. The dermatologist congratulated the webmaster, saying “Well this is a site for psoriasis!”
Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.