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Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?

Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.

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Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.

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Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.

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Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded.

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Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.

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Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.

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If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.

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Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge.

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Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.

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