Puns tagged ‘figures of speech’:
04/10/16
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...06/18/14
If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/14/14
Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/16/14
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy. (6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/12/14
Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...10/16/13
If you’re at a loss for words, don’t worry, it’s just aphasia. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/16/13
My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants… (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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