Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
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Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!
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“Break an egg!”
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
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