Gambling addicts who see those Vegas casino lights don’t have a chance. It’s like lamps to the slotter.
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do dictators speak to the masses from balconies? Haven’t they heard that no ledge is power?
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...What do you call it when a French psychoanalyst falls on the winter ice?
A froidian slip of course!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Wigmakers are always putting on hairs.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?
Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!
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