When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
figures of speech
Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?
Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!
How does a short-order cook wish you good luck?
“Break an egg!”
Russian dictators are the best. They’re the crème de la Kremlin.
Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.
My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…
I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
If you’re at a loss for words, don’t worry, it’s just aphasia.
Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.