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Pun of the Day

05/14/2025 · No comments

When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/05/2025 · No comments

If someone is vomiting, call emetic.

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/27/2024

I love to vomit. It feels heavin’ly.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags bodily functions, heaven, vomit
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/26/2024 · No comments

Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/19/2023 · 1 comment

As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”

Categories Pun of the Day Tags accidents, bodily functions, figures of speech, gardening, vomit 1 Comment
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/09/2022 · 1 comment

Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bodily functions, emergencies, food, fruit, vomit 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/29/2021 · No comments

Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.

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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun Pals

Golf makes me so nervous that I puke. I guess that’s barf for the course.

10/20/2013 · 1 comment

Golf makes me so nervous that I puke. I guess that’s barf for the course.

Categories Pun Pals Tags bodily functions, golf, vomit 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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