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Puns tagged ‘vomit’:

10/28/15

Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.

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05/07/15

If someone is vomiting, call emetic.

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06/01/14

Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.

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05/13/14

When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.

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02/28/14

Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.

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10/20/13

Golf makes me so nervous that I puke. I guess that’s barf for the course.

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05/29/13

As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”

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