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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘vomit’:


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10/28/15

Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.

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05/07/15

If someone is vomiting, call emetic.

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06/01/14

Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.

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05/13/14

When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.

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02/28/14

Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.

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10/20/13

Golf makes me so nervous that I puke. I guess that’s barf for the course.

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05/29/13

As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”

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