Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
The inebriated bum thought he was Clark Kent. He was in a drunken Super.
As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.