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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘drunkenness’:

05/04/17

I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!

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02/21/17

Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!

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10/28/15

Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.

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08/10/12

The inebriated bum thought he was Clark Kent. He was in a drunken Super.

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08/07/12

As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.

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