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Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!

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Gum makes me sneeze. A chew.

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Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.

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A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.

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Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?

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When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.

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Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.

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I love to vomit. It feels heavin’ly.

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Brother can you Sparrow dime?

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If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.

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