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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘bodily functions’:

07/25/17

Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.

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03/12/17

Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.

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03/02/17

Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.

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01/04/17

While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.

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12/27/16

Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.

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12/19/16

I sneezed during a knock-knock joke. Guesswhonteit!

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06/09/16

Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.

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04/10/16

Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.

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04/03/16

If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.

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04/02/16

Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.

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