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I love to vomit. It feels heavin’ly.

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Brother can you Sparrow dime?

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If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.

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If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.

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As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.

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World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.

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If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.

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Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.

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Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.

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Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.

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