I love to vomit. It feels heavin’ly.
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.
If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.
Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.