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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘bodily functions’:

11/17/17

If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.

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11/09/17

If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.

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09/26/17

As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.

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09/14/17

World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.

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08/16/17

If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.

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07/25/17

Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.

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03/12/17

Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.

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03/02/17

Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.

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01/04/17

While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.

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12/27/16

Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.

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