The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
bodily functions
Do computer-controlled urinals have their own I pee address?
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I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!
Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.
While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation?
When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.
My job is to clean toilets in a courthouse. It’s a lifetime of jury doody.
Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.
If someone is vomiting, call emetic.