Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I just farted on you!
ED: Why, you cretin – I am a gassed!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Laxatives are embarrassing: those who use them experience a lot of more-defecation.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)Loading...Rotten farts give me eggs o’ stenchial angst.
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...I was ordered not to pee off the cliff. I felt I was at the edge of oppress a piss.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Do computer-controlled urinals have their own I pee address?
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