Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.
Ketchup sales are lagging far behind, after it was found that musturd is also a laxative.
If you get a President in your eye, it will cause a blinkin’.
Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Because she was expectoring a child!
I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!
I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
NED: I just farted on you!
ED: Why, you cretin – I am a gassed!
Whenever I visit the lavatory I get nostalgic. The feeling can be best described as an overwhelming sense of urining.
What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
New Puns on Demand filled today!