Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.
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(5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)Loading...Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
Gone urea.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s a new brand of toilet water, made from diarrhea: it’s called Eau du Colon.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape tit.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.
(10 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
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