I was surprised when my brain surgeon requested a urine sample. I replied ‘Why does my pia mater?’
And I was quite dejected after they removed my frontal lobes. I wanted nothing but to sulci around the house.
There is a cure for constipation which involves eating, not less, but more, until you’re stuffed. It’s very expensive, however, this ‘bloating’ laxative. It’s for the swell-to-doo.
Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.
The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.
Where can you find a ‘picker’? The Pocanos.
If men and women use a bathroom, do hermaphrodites use a bothroom?
Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.