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Puns tagged ‘bodily functions’:

06/09/16

Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.

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04/10/16

Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.

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04/03/16

If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.

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04/02/16

Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.

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03/25/16

I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.

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12/30/15

A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.

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11/15/15

Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?

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10/28/15

Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.

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08/25/15

Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.

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08/19/15

When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.

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