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When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”

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Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.

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World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.

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What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?

Asterrhoids.

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Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.

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Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.

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Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.

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Do leafy vegetables give you gas?

Yes, to misquote the Latin proverb, arsest celery fart ’em.

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Why should you feed margarine to a farting parrot?

Because – it’s polly unflatulated!

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I was surprised when my brain surgeon requested a urine sample. I replied ‘Why does my pia mater?’

And I was quite dejected after they removed my frontal lobes. I wanted nothing but to sulci around the house.

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