If men and women use a bathroom, do hermaphrodites use a bothroom?
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?
John Wilts Booth.
People with verbal diarrhea produce a lot of sputum.
Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.
If you’re pladder is full at a banquet, then remove some pees.
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.