Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.
When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion.
Whenever I visit the lavatory I get nostalgic. The feeling can be best described as an overwhelming sense of urining.
Those with active salivary glands have the gift of the gob.
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
NED: I just farted on you!
ED: Why, you cretin – I am a gassed!
Laxatives are embarrassing: those who use them experience a lot of more-defecation.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.