If you’re not in the middle of the ocean, you must be in continent.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Locutus suffered from excess flatulation after feasting on the s’more gas Borg.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Convicted murderers don’t cry. They lacriminal glands.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What did the spore from Romania say to the urinating man?
“I’m yeast and yer a-peein’!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:
- Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
- Give Piss a Chance
- Looey Looey
- Yellow
- I Streamed a Dream
His name? Huddy Bedwetter .
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
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