I began owning up to my flatulence, after eating a frank-farter.
The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.
Disney made a movie about a man who lit his farts. They called it Butane and the Beast.
Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.
People who drink too much and vomit in the toilet are victims of their own loo-knee behaviour.
The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
Urinating with a friend? There are co-peeous reasons y0u shouldn’t.
The physicists in the Manhattan Project developed a ‘stealth fart’ that made no sound. The world was devastated when the army first used this silent but deadly weapon aka the Atonic Bum.