We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which rock star enjoys his morning ritual with a newspaper? Lou Reed.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...You’ll regret going to the bathroom in India when you get charged a rupee.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Lining up to urinate is pee-queue-liar behaviour.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Eve’s husband let one rip, right in the Garden. It was the first recorded Adam bomb.
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(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When seeking to ignite his own farts, why did the Moroccan fellow prefer using a powerful blowtorch, as opposed to a simple matchstick?
Because one was light as a feather, but the other was light-ass-o’-fezzer!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
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