Puns tagged ‘bodily functions’:
03/12/17
Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.
(Rate This Pun)
Loading ...
   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/02/17
Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.   (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...01/04/17
While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/27/16
Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/19/16
I sneezed during a knock-knock joke. Guesswhonteit! (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/09/16
Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/10/16
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/03/16
If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/02/16
Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/25/16
I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
|
