Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.
The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
I sneezed in my sleep. Now I’m afraid I have bed boogas.
If someone is vomiting, call emetic.
If you’re not in the middle of the ocean, you must be in continent.
Locutus suffered from excess flatulation after feasting on the s’more gas Borg.
Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.