The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
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(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
(11 votes, average: 3.18 out of 5)Loading...Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Eve’s husband let one rip, right in the Garden. It was the first recorded Adam bomb.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.
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