Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
NED: I just farted on you!
ED: Why, you cretin – I am a gassed!
Laxatives are embarrassing: those who use them experience a lot of more-defecation.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
Rotten farts give me eggs o’ stenchial angst.
I was ordered not to pee off the cliff. I felt I was at the edge of oppress a piss.
Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.
Do computer-controlled urinals have their own I pee address?