Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?
My job is to clean toilets in a courthouse. It’s a lifetime of jury doody.
God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.
When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion.
Whenever I visit the lavatory I get nostalgic. The feeling can be best described as an overwhelming sense of urining.
Those with active salivary glands have the gift of the gob.
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.