I began owning up to my flatulence, after eating a frank-farter.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Disney made a movie about a man who lit his farts. They called it Butane and the Beast.
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...People who drink too much and vomit in the toilet are victims of their own loo-knee behaviour.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Urinating with a friend? There are co-peeous reasons y0u shouldn’t.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The physicists in the Manhattan Project developed a ‘stealth fart’ that made no sound. The world was devastated when the army first used this silent but deadly weapon aka the Atonic Bum.
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