To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
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(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Gum makes me sneeze. A chew.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
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