When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.
bodily functions
There was a lineup at the women’s restroom, and they were so upset there was talk of revolution, ie a queue des twats.
When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion.
Mr. Mucus ran for governor. He was extremely boogernatorial.
Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.
Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.
When someone farts he becomes the scenter of attention.