Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.
Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
There’s a new brand of toilet water, made from diarrhea: it’s called Eau du Colon.
A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”
Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape tit.
Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.
Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.