When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
Do computer-controlled urinals have their own I pee address?
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When the donut married the roll of toilet paper, the priest said: “Be fruit-filled and multi-ply.”
I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?
Mr. Mucus ran for governor. He was extremely boogernatorial.
What vegetable makes birds fart?
A sparrow gas.
When someone farts he becomes the scenter of attention.
Why is farting out bubbles a sin?
Because – it’s blast-foamy!