I drank too much bouillon and now I pee soup.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you’re pladder is full at a banquet, then remove some pees.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why won’t the priest let me urinate during confession? I just want some pee sin quiet!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
(7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading...People with verbal diarrhea produce a lot of sputum.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
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