The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.
As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
If someone cries ‘Fart!’ in a crowded theatre, everyone must exit in an odourly fashion.
I was ordered not to pee off the cliff. I felt I was at the edge of oppress a piss.
Urinating with a friend? There are co-peeous reasons y0u shouldn’t.
I wish I could piss on a tree! Oh, how I’ve pined and urined fir that scents of pees! Or at least dribble on my balsam.
I drank too much bouillon and now I pee soup.
When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.