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Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.

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My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.

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I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?

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My job is to clean toilets in a courthouse. It’s a lifetime of jury doody.

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God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.

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Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.

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When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion.

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Whenever I visit the lavatory I get nostalgic. The feeling can be best described as an overwhelming sense of urining.

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Those with active salivary glands have the gift of the gob.

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Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.

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