Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
Gone urea.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?
John Wilts Booth.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
(5 votes, average: 1.20 out of 5)Loading...Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
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