Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.
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Loading... (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...bodily functions
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Ketchup sales are lagging far behind, after it was found that musturd is also a laxative.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you get a President in your eye, it will cause a blinkin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Because she was expectoring a child!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I just farted on you!
ED: Why, you cretin – I am a gassed!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Whenever I visit the lavatory I get nostalgic. The feeling can be best described as an overwhelming sense of urining.
(10 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
New Puns on Demand filled today!
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