Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
(9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...I sneezed in my sleep. Now I’m afraid I have bed boogas.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...If someone is vomiting, call emetic.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...If you’re not in the middle of the ocean, you must be in continent.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Locutus suffered from excess flatulation after feasting on the s’more gas Borg.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.
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