As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
Sterilizing food with urine is, unfortunately, a pees meal solution.
What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?
My job is to clean toilets in a courthouse. It’s a lifetime of jury doody.
God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.