There is a cure for constipation which involves eating, not less, but more, until you’re stuffed. It’s very expensive, however, this ‘bloating’ laxative. It’s for the swell-to-doo.
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Loading...Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
(5 votes, average: 1.20 out of 5)Loading...They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Where can you find a ‘picker’? The Pocanos.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If men and women use a bathroom, do hermaphrodites use a bothroom?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
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