When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...When the donut married the roll of toilet paper, the priest said: “Be fruit-filled and multi-ply.”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Mr. Mucus ran for governor. He was extremely boogernatorial.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What vegetable makes birds fart?
A sparrow gas.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why is farting out bubbles a sin?
Because – it’s blast-foamy!
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