My constipated friends and I decided to get together and have a block potty.
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(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...I sneezed during a knock-knock joke. Guesswhonteit!
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Gum makes me sneeze. A chew.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...My son is getting farter and farter behind, so we’re hiring a tooter. It should rectumfy the shituation, whenever the teacher decides to colon him.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I am a professional flatulence-connoisseur. I enjoy fartisan whines. I am, as the French say, a smmelier.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
(7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading...What the maestro said when the orchestra player sneezed: “Bassoonteit!”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
(24 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)Loading...Which rock star enjoys his morning ritual with a newspaper? Lou Reed.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Drooling is my new religion. It’s the only path to salivation.
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