The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
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(9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do computer-controlled urinals have their own I pee address?
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation?
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My job is to clean toilets in a courthouse. It’s a lifetime of jury doody.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If someone is vomiting, call emetic.
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