If you’re not in the middle of the ocean, you must be in continent.
Locutus suffered from excess flatulation after feasting on the s’more gas Borg.
Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.
Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
Convicted murderers don’t cry. They lacriminal glands.
What did the spore from Romania say to the urinating man?
“I’m yeast and yer a-peein’!”
There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:
- Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
- Give Piss a Chance
- Looey Looey
- I Streamed a Dream
His name? Huddy Bedwetter .
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.