A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
(5 votes, average: 1.20 out of 5)Loading...Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When seeking to ignite his own farts, why did the Moroccan fellow prefer using a powerful blowtorch, as opposed to a simple matchstick?
Because one was light as a feather, but the other was light-ass-o’-fezzer!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
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