When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.
What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?
Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.
Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.
Do leafy vegetables give you gas?
Yes, to misquote the Latin proverb, arsest celery fart ’em.
Why should you feed margarine to a farting parrot?
Because – it’s polly unflatulated!