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Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.

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Puns about toilet training are really scraping the bottom. Don’t ask wipe, we just poopoo them.

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Those with active salivary glands have the gift of the gob.

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Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.

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Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.

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Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?

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Locutus suffered from excess flatulation after feasting on the s’more gas Borg.

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Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.

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While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.

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If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.

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