People who drink too much and vomit in the toilet are victims of their own loo-knee behaviour.

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There is a cure for constipation which involves eating, not less, but more, until you’re stuffed. It’s very expensive, however, this ‘bloating’ laxative. It’s for the swell-to-doo.

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There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:

  • Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
  • Give Piss a Chance
  • Looey Looey
  • Yellow
  • I Streamed a Dream

His name? Huddy Bedwetter .

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When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.

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