To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
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(7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading...People with verbal diarrhea produce a lot of sputum.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Lining up to urinate is pee-queue-liar behaviour.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
Gone urea.
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