If you drink too much water you can insult people. It’s not very pee see.
bodily functions
Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape tit.
I drank too much bouillon and now I pee soup.
If you’re pladder is full at a banquet, then remove some pees.
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
Why won’t the priest let me urinate during confession? I just want some pee sin quiet!
We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.

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