Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.
(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...People who drink too much and vomit in the toilet are victims of their own loo-knee behaviour.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...NED: Do you blog?
ED: No.
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.
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