If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
Your favourite All Bran commercials can be brownloaded from the Internet.
Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.
Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
I tried to sign off ConstipationForum.com, butt I remain logged in.
What’s the emoji for constipation? A: Colon, full-stop.
Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.