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Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.

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Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.

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If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.

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I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.

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I tried to sign off ConstipationForum.com, butt I remain logged in.

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When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.

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Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.

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If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.

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Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.

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