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Puns tagged ‘constipation’:

11/17/17

If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.

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01/11/17

I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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12/23/16

I tried to sign off ConstipationForum.com, butt I remain logged in.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/18/15

What’s the emoji for constipation? A: Colon, full-stop.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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04/20/15

When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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03/30/15

Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/25/14

Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)
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01/26/14

If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/09/13

Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/19/11

Your favourite All Bran commercials can be brownloaded from the Internet.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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