Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.
Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
I tried to sign off ConstipationForum.com, butt I remain logged in.
What’s the emoji for constipation? A: Colon, full-stop.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.
If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.