If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
Your favourite All Bran commercials can be brownloaded from the Internet.
Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.
Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
I tried to sign off ConstipationForum.com, butt I remain logged in.
What’s the emoji for constipation? A: Colon, full-stop.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.
If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.