How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”
After convincing me to paint my testicles, my friend laughed dye a bollock ally.
Satan sheets: what the devil sleeps in.
Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
Satan took my colander. No surprise: He is the Great De-Siever.
Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.
I slept with the devil last night. We had six 3 times!
An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.