When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”
After convincing me to paint my testicles, my friend laughed dye a bollock ally.
Satan sheets: what the devil sleeps in.
Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
Satan took my colander. No surprise: He is the Great De-Siever.
Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.
I slept with the devil last night. We had six 3 times!
An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.