Satan took my colander. No surprise: He is the Great De-Siever.
Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.
Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.
Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome.
My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
When my scooter was stolen, I moped.