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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘theft’:

12/01/15

The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.

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09/11/15

Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.

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04/10/15

A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.

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01/13/15

Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome.

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12/29/14

My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.

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10/21/14

Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.

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10/18/14

People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.

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05/22/14

I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.

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02/14/14

Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!

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06/30/13

Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.

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