Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back.
The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.
Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.
A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.
Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome.
My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.
Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.