People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Satan took my colander. No surprise: He is the Great De-Siever.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
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