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Puns tagged ‘theft’:

12/01/15

The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.

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09/11/15

Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.

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04/10/15

A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.

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01/13/15

Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome.

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12/29/14

My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.

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10/21/14

Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.

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10/18/14

People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.

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05/22/14

I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.

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02/14/14

Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!

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06/30/13

Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.

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