Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
When my scooter was stolen, I moped.
Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.
The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back.
The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.
Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.