I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back.
People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.
A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.
I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.
I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.
The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.
My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.
Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!