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I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.

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I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.

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The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.

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My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.

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Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.

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My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“

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Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.

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When my scooter was stolen, I moped.

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Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.

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