Puns tagged ‘theft’:
08/08/17
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/13/17
I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back.  (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/01/15
The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/11/15
Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.  (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/10/15
A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/13/15
Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome. (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...12/29/14
My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/21/14
Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/18/14
People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/22/14
I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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