The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.
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My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.
I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.
Satan took my colander. No surprise: He is the Great De-Siever.
Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.
Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.