My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.
Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
When my scooter was stolen, I moped.
Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.
The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back.