04/13/201806/23/2018 The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
01/04/201801/15/2018 Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
06/13/201706/13/2017 I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
12/01/201512/01/2015 The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
09/11/201509/11/2015 Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading...
04/10/201504/10/2015 A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
01/13/201501/13/2015 Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome. Share this pun (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading...
12/29/201412/29/2014 My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
10/22/201410/21/2014 Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
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