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I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.

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Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.

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Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome.

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My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“

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When my scooter was stolen, I moped.

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I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back.

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People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.

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A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.

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I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.

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I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.

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