When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”
Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
Satan took my colander. No surprise: He is the Great De-Siever.
With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.