Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
Satan
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
Satan took my colander. No surprise: He is the Great De-Siever.
How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”
With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.