Jedi Luke Skywalker aka a Sham Hand Witch?
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The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?
Broke Bach Mountin’.
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
Who wore deerskin coats?
Daddy Wore bucks.
Pixar‘s next movie will be about Russian aristocratic succession.
Hannibal Lecter wore an Indian man’s skin as clothes. He especially liked his Kashmir sweater.
Star Wars factoid: Back in college, he worked in the Imperial Pub, and was known as Darth Waiter.



