Even though there’s pussy galore, many men prefer to roger moore and pierce brosnan. It part of the bondage thing.
They made a movie about two noisy pigeon-hating roosters who went to White Castle: Herald-din Coo-mar.
In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”
What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
What movie was based on the memoirs of a college cannibal? A: The Grad u ate.
Landing a Star Trek cameo before I die will let me Chekov an item on my bucket list.
Did you hear about the dyslexic gambler who was addicted to Jack Black movies?
Locutus suffered from excess flatulation after feasting on the s’more gas Borg.
Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’
Our favourite movie? Lethal Web Pun.