Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
If the Taiwanese director doesn’t win an Oscar, he’ll be one Ang Lee fellow.
For her role in kidnapping the 101 spotted dogs, Cruella De Ville was sentenced to the fires of eternal dalmation.
I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.
When it comes to Star Wars jokes, there is a darth of Vader puns
Someone threw a glass eye at my newly augmented breasts, causing injury. They could make a movie about it: The Borrow An Eye, Dent a Titty.
Even though there’s pussy galore, many men prefer to roger moore and pierce brosnan. It part of the bondage thing.
They made a movie about two noisy pigeon-hating roosters who went to White Castle: Herald-din Coo-mar.