If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.
If the Taiwanese director doesn’t win an Oscar, he’ll be one Ang Lee fellow.
They made a movie about two noisy pigeon-hating roosters who went to White Castle: Herald-din Coo-mar.
What’s J-Lo got behind her skirt? It reminds me of that movie, The Great Ass Cape.
Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
The movie about impotent llamas was set in a post alpaca limp dick war zone.
Ridley Scott couldn’t sell the set from his 1979 movie because there was a lien on it.
Which actor gave the most grateful Oscar acceptance speech?
I regretted my sex change after watching Trans formers.
Horror movies make me screamish.