Did you hear about the remake of the classic Star Wars film? It was set inside the Drug Enforcement Administration, and it was called The Hemp Pyre: Strike Match.
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Loading...The current sub-prime mortgage crisis recalls that great comedy film, ie Home A Loan.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Our favourite movie? Lethal Web Pun.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Even though there’s pussy galore, many men prefer to roger moore and pierce brosnan. It part of the bondage thing.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In Macauley Culkin’s latest film, Home Loan: everyone know which villains are at default. There’s a celebration for Wall Street bankers, and they catch the bad guys at a subprime party.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The Rocky movies may be corny, but I don’t mind. I guess I like machismo than you do.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone threw a glass eye at my newly augmented breasts, causing injury. They could make a movie about it: The Borrow An Eye, Dent a Titty.
(5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)Loading...What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her?
“I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“
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