Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.
For a film director, not being able to hire the number of actors you want is a fate worse than cast ration.
Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
Horror movies make me screamish.
When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
Who is Lord of the Rings?
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
Every Pol Pot joke ends the same way: “napalm intended!” …
Not funny? What Idi Amin? Ok, I admit that was a bit Kony, don’t get Benito of shape. If you don’t find that one Hitlerious, let me tell you a Genghis. Ah never mind. As Jerry Maguire said, Mugabe at hello.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her?
“I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“