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02/20/2021

Horror movies make me screamish.

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02/17/2021

When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.

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01/25/2021

Who is Lord of the Rings?

Rocky Bilboa!

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01/21/2021

Am I doctor? No. I'm a mobstah-trician

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Categories Pun of the DayTags doctors, goodfellas, mafia, mobsters, movies, obstetricians, Ray Liotta
01/08/2021

They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.

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12/24/2020

Every Pol Pot joke ends the same way: “napalm intended!” …

Not funny? What Idi Amin? Ok, I admit that was a bit Kony, don’t get Benito of shape. If you don’t find that one Hitlerious, let me tell you a Genghis. Ah never mind. As Jerry Maguire said, Mugabe at hello.

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12/05/2020

What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her?

“I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“

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11/22/2020

Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.

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11/14/2020

Spice Girls, the Movie? It’s about thyme.

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11/13/2020
Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.
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