The movie about impotent llamas was set in a post alpaca limp dick war zone.
Ridley Scott couldn’t sell the set from his 1979 movie because there was a lien on it.
Which actor gave the most grateful Oscar acceptance speech?
I regretted my sex change after watching Trans formers.
Horror movies make me screamish.
Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”
Hannibal Lecter has an eat a face complex.