Poor typists are rather un qwerty nated.
The Israeli PM likes to surf the Net and Yahoo.
Today’s pun will be dirty. Because we don’t believe in SOPA.
Hear about that high-tech thriller, about a submarine crew that gets lost at sea due to extreme computer failure? It’s called DOS Boot. As the movie unfolds it’s clear that the vessel’s discipline was lax: not a mouse was stirring while some key bored personnel were in the washroom taking a FTP. The submarine was suddenly swamped by torrents of WAVs, and couldn’t make it to the dock. Windows were stupidly left open, resulting in an impossible Turing radius as they were overwhelmed by the C. It was a Unix situation, and as they twirled out into the ethernet the captain radioed the nearest B-52 Flying Fortran for help. “This hertz, Mac,” he cried. “It megahertz! I need a pier-to-pier transfer.” But due to BASIC errors and faulty navigation they could not find anchor, and crashed, leaving no possibility for a SQL.
The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.
Canada is the most popular thing on Facebook. It has millions of lakes!
Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.
The skin clinic’s online presence finally returned after a period of reconstruction. The dermatologist congratulated the webmaster, saying “Well this is a site for psoriasis!”
It takes large gone ads to block online spam.
I’ll miss the internet. Thanks for the meme arrays.