Do computer-controlled urinals have their own I pee address?
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The high flying JPEG lawyer was embarrassed to have lost his case to a plain tiff.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the Spanish cop who got a GPS tracker for Christmas, but it turned out to be faulty?
Police navi-dud!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The iPad is a product of eons of geology. Specifically, slate tech-tronics.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You need a lot of liquidity to break into the shartphone market.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Where can you get deals on mustard? Groupoupon.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Hear about that high-tech thriller, about a submarine crew that gets lost at sea due to extreme computer failure? It’s called DOS Boot. As the movie unfolds it’s clear that the vessel’s discipline was lax: not a mouse was stirring while some key bored personnel were in the washroom taking a FTP. The submarine was suddenly swamped by torrents of WAVs, and couldn’t make it to the dock. Windows were stupidly left open, resulting in an impossible Turing radius as they were overwhelmed by the C. It was a Unix situation, and as they twirled out into the ethernet the captain radioed the nearest B-52 Flying Fortran for help. “This hertz, Mac,” he cried. “It megahertz! I need a pier-to-pier transfer.” But due to BASIC errors and faulty navigation they could not find anchor, and crashed, leaving no possibility for a SQL.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why don’t telephone scam artists use VOIP lines?
Because it’s Internet tell-a-phony.
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