My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.
Long ago in Russia, all they had was iPhone 3. They called it iPhone the Terrible.
To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!
Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney.
Airbnbing in a small vacation town is dangerous. You may run into some village-rent people.
The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
You need a lot of liquidity to break into the shartphone market.
Thomas Hardy was a futurist. He wrote Tesla of the Ubervilles.
In Russia and Ukraine, it’s easy to find wifey hotspots.