I made an mp3 of my car slowing down. It was a record braking event.
For Internet cynics, we are all just surfs in a new futile system.
NED: Sorry there was no joke online this morning.
ED: What happened?
NED: My connection was all tied up…
NED: It’s the Interknot!
New app with all of Shakespeare’s insults: Angry Bards.
Kittens are taking over the web. It’s a cute d’ekat!
In the digital age, how do know your child is potty trained?
When he says ‘iPooed‘.
One of my legs is actually just a hologram. It give me a rather e-femural sensation.
Scientology on Demand: aka Dianetflix. It’s a streaming of consciousness.
A public toilet, aka an IP address.
The iPad is a product of eons of geology. Specifically, slate tech-tronics.