When the dictator of North Korea had a sex change, he also changed his name: Kim Un Hung.
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The Queen ordered that all the redwoods in England be cut down, because despite their height they gave very little shade. “They are guilty,” she said, “of high tree sun.”
There’s one US State that loves Barack so much, they’re calling it All Obama.
French humour is so Sarkozstic
Which president always nicknames his friends?
Dub ya!
The Italian fascist dictator was a trivia expert: Benito Miscellany.
People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots.
By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.
If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.