NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Before Hitler got heavily into genocide, he hosted a gameshow: Blind Hate.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...There’s one US State that loves Barack so much, they’re calling it All Obama.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.
(10 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Did Snoop Dogg admire Mussolini? Fascizzum.
(8 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...When he was a young man Fidel Castro went to a Cuban psychic and asked if she could tell anything about him. The old woman looked at Fidel closely and declared, “You should avoid alcohol at all costs. Because when you are drunk I predict that you will make waves, overthrow governments, and stir up revolution!” She pointed at him, “So do not, under any circumstances, become inebriated!”
Well, El Commandante was put off. This was ridiculous:
“Me, a drunken revolutionary?” he replied, “that’s preposterous!” And he pointed a finger back, “Ma’am, you are a crook and a charlatan. Why, I don’t even believe in stupor-sedition!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Does Prince Edward have a great website?
Yes, he’s the URL of Wessex!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
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