History’s most agreeable tyrant: William the Concurrer.
How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.
Kim Jong Il is a happy fellow. He missiles while he works.
Mime Camp: Hitler’s book about his struggles in training as a performance artist.
By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.