I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.
Austria started WWI because it had no Franz.
People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots.
Don’t joke about Hillary Clinton and PMS – she’s the Secretory of State!
Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
Does Prince Edward have a great website?
Yes, he’s the URL of Wessex!
Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.