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History’s most agreeable tyrant: William the Concurrer.

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How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?

Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.

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Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.

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If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.

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Kim Jong Il is a happy fellow. He missiles while he works.

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Mime Camp: Hitler’s book about his struggles in training as a performance artist.

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By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.

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Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?

Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.

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If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.

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Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.

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