There’s one US State that loves Barack so much, they’re calling it All Obama.
Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.
When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.
Did Snoop Dogg admire Mussolini? Fascizzum.
The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
When he was a young man Fidel Castro went to a Cuban psychic and asked if she could tell anything about him. The old woman looked at Fidel closely and declared, “You should avoid alcohol at all costs. Because when you are drunk I predict that you will make waves, overthrow governments, and stir up revolution!” She pointed at him, “So do not, under any circumstances, become inebriated!”
Well, El Commandante was put off. This was ridiculous:
“Me, a drunken revolutionary?” he replied, “that’s preposterous!” And he pointed a finger back, “Ma’am, you are a crook and a charlatan. Why, I don’t even believe in stupor-sedition!”
Does Prince Edward have a great website?
Yes, he’s the URL of Wessex!
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.
When the dictator of North Korea had a sex change, he also changed his name: Kim Un Hung.