I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t joke about Hillary Clinton and PMS – she’s the Secretory of State!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Does Prince Edward have a great website?
Yes, he’s the URL of Wessex!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.
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