If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.
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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
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(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
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