Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
Don’t go to hotels in Iran. You’ll just line the pockets of the Hyatt-toll-ah.
Before Hitler got heavily into genocide, he hosted a gameshow: Blind Hate.
History’s most agreeable tyrant: William the Concurrer.
Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.
Any plot to assassinate the president is die-Obama-cal.
What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
NED: Why would Castro enjoy a breakfast of poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and a side of potatoes?
ED: I dunno, why?
NED: ‘Cuz, he’s benedict tater!
Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed.
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.