Is there is no L on Earth, then Stalin would just be a stain.
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed.
Austria started WWI because it had no Franz.
What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.
Bill Clinton was definitely oversaxed.
NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?
Before Hitler got heavily into genocide, he hosted a gameshow: Blind Hate.