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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘world leaders’:

12/24/16

Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.

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11/29/16

Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/25/16

When the dictator of North Korea had a sex change, he also changed his name: Kim Un Hung.

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04/12/16

By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.

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11/16/13

Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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11/13/13

Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.

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11/10/13

President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/03/13

History’s most agreeable tyrant: William the Concurrer.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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10/04/12

Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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07/17/12

What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.

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