Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Castro is getting rid of his nation’s humiliating food lineups. “Because,” he explained, “we are Queue-ban.”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Is there is no L on Earth, then Stalin would just be a stain.
(9 votes, average: 2.56 out of 5)Loading...Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.
(4 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Bill Clinton was definitely oversaxed.
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