Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.
When the dictator of North Korea had a sex change, he also changed his name: Kim Un Hung.
By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.
Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
History’s most agreeable tyrant: William the Concurrer.
Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.