Mime Camp: Hitler’s book about his struggles in training as a performance artist.
By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
Castro is getting rid of his nation’s humiliating food lineups. “Because,” he explained, “we are Queue-ban.”
Is there is no L on Earth, then Stalin would just be a stain.
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.