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Kim Jong Il is a happy fellow. He missiles while he works.

(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)

Mime Camp: Hitler’s book about his struggles in training as a performance artist.

(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?

Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.

(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.

(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)

Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

Castro is getting rid of his nation’s humiliating food lineups. “Because,” he explained, “we are Queue-ban.”

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Is there is no L on Earth, then Stalin would just be a stain.

(9 votes, average: 2.56 out of 5)

Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)