What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.
(4 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Bill Clinton was definitely oversaxed.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Before Hitler got heavily into genocide, he hosted a gameshow: Blind Hate.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...There’s one US State that loves Barack so much, they’re calling it All Obama.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.
(10 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Did Snoop Dogg admire Mussolini? Fascizzum.
(8 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
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