Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.
world leaders
President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed.
NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?
When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.
What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.

New Puns on Demand filled today!
What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
Is there is no L on Earth, then Stalin would just be a stain.


