Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.
Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
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Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?
Yes, the Mongol whored.
President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
The Italian fascist dictator was a trivia expert: Benito Miscellany.
There’s one US State that loves Barack so much, they’re calling it All Obama.