Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.
If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?
Which president always nicknames his friends?
Don’t go to hotels in Iran. You’ll just line the pockets of the Hyatt-toll-ah.
I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.
Austria started WWI because it had no Franz.
People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots.
Don’t joke about Hillary Clinton and PMS – she’s the Secretory of State!
Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.