President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
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Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
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Is there is no L on Earth, then Stalin would just be a stain.
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When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
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Castro is getting rid of his nation’s humiliating food lineups. “Because,” he explained, “we are Queue-ban.”
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Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
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I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.
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Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
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Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.