How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.
How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.
When he was a young man Fidel Castro went to a Cuban psychic and asked if she could tell anything about him. The old woman looked at Fidel closely and declared, “You should avoid alcohol at all costs. Because when you are drunk I predict that you will make waves, overthrow governments, and stir up revolution!” She pointed at him, “So do not, under any circumstances, become inebriated!”
Well, El Commandante was put off. This was ridiculous:
“Me, a drunken revolutionary?” he replied, “that’s preposterous!” And he pointed a finger back, “Ma’am, you are a crook and a charlatan. Why, I don’t even believe in stupor-sedition!”
What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.
When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.
Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.
Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
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Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?
Yes, the Mongol whored.
President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.