Mime Camp: Hitler’s book about his struggles in training as a performance artist.
world leaders
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
Castro is getting rid of his nation’s humiliating food lineups. “Because,” he explained, “we are Queue-ban.”
Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.
Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.
The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.


