Hear about the cannibal who mistakenly ate the leper?
Afterwards he said, “Sorry, I thought you were a dine-o-sore!”
Hear about the cannibal who mistakenly ate the leper?
Afterwards he said, “Sorry, I thought you were a dine-o-sore!”
Arab cannibal’s favourite flavour: Yemen-lime.
The first human to eat another human misheard their friend say, “Don’t take a big bite, but you can nibble.”
Cannibals enjoy people from all woks of life.
Favourite spice among Chinese cannibals: Sinoman
What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.
My niece ate my nephew. Such a little munch-kin!
Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.
Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.