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Cannibalism is tough. It’s Doug eat Doug out there.

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The good-hearted cannibal ate his children because he believed in random snacks of kin-ness.

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Thomas Edison was a cannibal?

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Hear about the cannibal who kidnapped the octuplets?

He eight them.

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Do Asian cannibals eat a lot of raw-men noodles?

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Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?

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Cannibals like to de leg ate.

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Cannibals tend to be chewsy with their friends.

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When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.

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What movie was based on the memoirs of a college cannibal? A: The Grad u ate.

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