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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘cannibalism’:

04/14/17

When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.

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03/05/17

What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack? BFF jerky.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/18/16

Cannibals like to de leg ate.

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05/20/15

I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.

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05/09/15

Little known fact: Hannibal Lecter started out in the Pizza Corpse.

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03/31/15

Cannibals rely on fossil fuels, especially bit human.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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03/27/15

Cannibal jokes are face eatious.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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03/11/15

What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.

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09/11/14

Cannibals enjoy people from all woks of life.

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07/13/14

The first human to eat another human misheard their friend say, “Don’t take a big bite, but you can nibble.”

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