How do you rebuke a cannibal?
“Don’t ‘ate!”
How do you rebuke a cannibal?
“Don’t ‘ate!”
Motto of a necrophage: “Nice tomb eat you!”
Cannibal jokes are face eatious.
Cannibals just e-man-ate something unusual.
Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.
Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?
He was familyished!
Classic Cannibal Menu:
Little known fact: Hannibal Lecter started out in the Pizza Corpse.
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.