Do Asian cannibals eat a lot of raw-men noodles?
I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.
Hear about the cannibal who mistakenly ate the leper?
Afterwards he said, “Sorry, I thought you were a dine-o-sore!”
What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.
When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.
What do French cannibals eat for breakfast?
I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert.
Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.
Classic Cannibal Menu:
- Smoked Salman appetizers, followed by Irish Stu, made with ground Chuck and sausage Patty; served with Trishkebobs and Eds of lettuce on the side.
- For dessert: Adam’s apple pie, and J-Lo pudding pops.
- To drink: Tina Colada or a Ron and Coke.