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Puns tagged ‘cannibalism’:

06/18/16

Cannibals like to de leg ate.

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05/20/15

I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.

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05/09/15

Little known fact: Hannibal Lecter started out in the Pizza Corpse.

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03/31/15

Cannibals rely on fossil fuels, especially bit human.

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03/27/15

Cannibal jokes are face eatious.

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03/11/15

What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.

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09/11/14

Cannibals enjoy people from all woks of life.

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07/13/14

The first human to eat another human misheard their friend say, “Don’t take a big bite, but you can nibble.”

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04/05/14

What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.

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07/26/13

The good-hearted cannibal ate his children because he believed in random snacks of kin-ness.

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