What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
I went to Korea and became a cannibal, and I’m leaving happy and full of Choi.
Hannibal Lecter has an eat a face complex.
When North American aboriginal cannibals had a successful hunt they would thank the Cree ater.
Cannibals just e-man-ate something unusual.
First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
Cannibals tend to be chewsy with their friends.
The Chinese cannibal bit off more than he could Chiu.
When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack? BFF jerky.