Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s an Iraqi cannibal’s favourite dish?
Legs, Sunni side up!
(but what about cheese Kurds?)
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...As a cannibal, you may criticize my habit of eating rowdy teenagers. Yet, I am a punkchewal man.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hannibal Lecter wore an Indian man’s skin as clothes. He especially liked his Kashmir sweater.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hannibal Lecter has an eat a face complex.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...Cannibal jokes are face eatious.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why do cannibals attending university only eat the head, the buttocks and the genitals?
Because they’re so skull-ass-dick!
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
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