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Do Asian cannibals eat a lot of raw-men noodles?

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Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?

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Cannibals like to de leg ate.

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Cannibals tend to be chewsy with their friends.

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When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.

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What movie was based on the memoirs of a college cannibal? A: The Grad u ate.

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What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert?

J-lo.

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Favourite spice among Chinese cannibals: Sinoman

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When North American aboriginal cannibals had a successful hunt they would thank the Cree ater.

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I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert.

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