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Do Asian cannibals eat a lot of raw-men noodles?

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I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.

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What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert?

J-lo.

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Hear about the cannibal who mistakenly ate the leper?

Afterwards he said, “Sorry, I thought you were a dine-o-sore!”

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What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.

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When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.

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What do French cannibals eat for breakfast?

Hommelettes!

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I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert.

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Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.

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Classic Cannibal Menu:

Smoked Salman appetizers, followed by Irish Stu, made with ground Chuck and sausage Patty; served with Trishkebobs and Eds of lettuce on the side.
For dessert: Adam’s apple pie, and J-Lo pudding pops.
To drink: Tina Colada or a Ron and Coke.

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