I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert.
Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.
Classic Cannibal Menu:
- Smoked Salman appetizers, followed by Irish Stu, made with ground Chuck and sausage Patty; served with Trishkebobs and Eds of lettuce on the side.
- For dessert: Adam’s apple pie, and J-Lo pudding pops.
- To drink: Tina Colada or a Ron and Coke.
Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?
Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.
Favourite spice among Chinese cannibals: Sinoman
Little known fact: Hannibal Lecter started out in the Pizza Corpse.
My niece ate my nephew. Such a little munch-kin!
Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners