Favourite spice among Chinese cannibals: Sinoman
Little known fact: Hannibal Lecter started out in the Pizza Corpse.
My niece ate my nephew. Such a little munch-kin!
Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
I went to Korea and became a cannibal, and I’m leaving happy and full of Choi.
Hannibal Lecter has an eat a face complex.
When North American aboriginal cannibals had a successful hunt they would thank the Cree ater.
Cannibals just e-man-ate something unusual.
First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.