My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
Cannibal jokes are face eatious.
Why do cannibals attending university only eat the head, the buttocks and the genitals?
Because they’re so skull-ass-dick!
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack? BFF jerky.
Arab cannibal’s favourite flavour: Yemen-lime.
Cannibals like to de leg ate.
Cannibals enjoy people from all woks of life.
Do Asian cannibals eat a lot of raw-men noodles?
I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.