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I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert.

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Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.

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Classic Cannibal Menu:

Smoked Salman appetizers, followed by Irish Stu, made with ground Chuck and sausage Patty; served with Trishkebobs and Eds of lettuce on the side.
For dessert: Adam’s apple pie, and J-Lo pudding pops.
To drink: Tina Colada or a Ron and Coke.

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Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?

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Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.

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Favourite spice among Chinese cannibals: Sinoman

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Little known fact: Hannibal Lecter started out in the Pizza Corpse.

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My niece ate my nephew. Such a little munch-kin!

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Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”

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What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners

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