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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘teenagers’:

06/19/16

Young people had no free time, in the Busy teen Era.

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02/27/16

My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.

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07/19/15

When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.

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09/19/13

You get pimples during puberty. That’s what happens during a gross spurt.

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02/17/13

I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.

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10/12/12

As a cannibal, you may criticize my habit of eating rowdy teenagers. Yet, I am a punkchewal man.

 

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