I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.
If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.
Xenophobic vampires are foreign neck haters.
Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.