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Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No - as a vampire, he was undeed.
| Topic: horror, the occult, vampires | COMMENT »
Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
| Topic: scottish jokes, the little people, vampires | COMMENT »
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