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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘vampires’:

12/13/14

Xenophobic vampires are foreign neck haters.

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10/30/13

If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.

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02/17/13

I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.

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10/31/12

Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.

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10/31/05

Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?

No – as a vampire, he was undeed.

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10/29/05

Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?

They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.

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