Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
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Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.
Xenophobic vampires are foreign neck haters.
I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.