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Puns tagged ‘vampires’:

12/13/14

Xenophobic vampires are foreign neck haters.

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10/30/13

If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.

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02/17/13

I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.

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10/31/12

Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.

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10/31/05

Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?

No – as a vampire, he was undeed.

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10/29/05

Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?

They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.

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