Xenophobic vampires are foreign neck haters.
Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.
I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.