When Dracula took the stand, the prosecutor probed quite personally into his undead lifestyle. The lawyer for the vampire objected, however. “Your honour,” he said, “council is bleeding the witness!”
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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.
(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
(14 votes, average: 1.14 out of 5)Loading...When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation?
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The king who was usurped by a werewolf was definitely throne for a lupus.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Horror movies make me screamish.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
“GRAINS!”
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