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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘horror’:

11/22/14

If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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10/29/13

Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/09/13

Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)
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03/23/13
Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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02/24/11

You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)
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08/30/10

If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/28/09

What do vegetarian zombies scream for?

“GRAINS!”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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10/13/09

Trying to kill a vampire? Don’t make a miss stake!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/27/09

We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)
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02/06/09

Vampires hate technology. They’re all bluddites.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)
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