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If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?

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Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.

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Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.

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Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.

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You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.

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If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!

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What do vegetarian zombies scream for?

“GRAINS!”

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Trying to kill a vampire? Don’t make a miss stake!

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We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.

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Vampires hate technology. They’re all bluddites.

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