Midget horror movies are rarely grew-some.
What happens when you take out people’s eyes?
They cull eyed.
NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!
Horror movies make me screamish.
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.
You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!