When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
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(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.
(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Trying to kill a vampire? Don’t make a miss stake!
(8 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
“GRAINS!”
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...What happens when you take out people’s eyes?
They cull eyed.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Horror movies make me screamish.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.
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