Horror movies make me screamish.
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What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
“GRAINS!”
What happens when you take out people’s eyes?
They cull eyed.
How do you brooch the subject?
Stick a pin in their I!
When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.
People who work out too much are like monsters. Aka the Abdominal Show-man.
Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.