The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.
Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.
Horror movies make me screamish.
Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.
When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?