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Puns tagged ‘horror’:

11/22/14

If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/29/13

Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/09/13

Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)
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03/23/13
Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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02/24/11

You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)
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08/30/10

If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/28/09

What do vegetarian zombies scream for?

“GRAINS!”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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10/13/09

Trying to kill a vampire? Don’t make a miss stake!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/27/09

We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)
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02/06/09

Vampires hate technology. They’re all bluddites.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (10 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5)
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