When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
People who work out too much are like monsters. Aka the Abdominal Show-man.
Midget horror movies are rarely grew-some.
What happens when you take out people’s eyes?
They cull eyed.