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Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.

(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.

(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.

(7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)

Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.

(10 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)

Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?

(13 votes, average: 1.15 out of 5)

If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?

(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

What do vegetarian zombies scream for?

“GRAINS!”

(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

People who work out too much are like monsters. Aka the Abdominal Show-man.

(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)

Midget horror movies are rarely grew-some.

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)