When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.
Trying to kill a vampire? Don’t make a miss stake!
What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
What happens when you take out people’s eyes?
They cull eyed.
The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.
Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.
Horror movies make me screamish.
Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.