People who work out too much are like monsters. Aka the Abdominal Show-man.
Midget horror movies are rarely grew-some.
What happens when you take out people’s eyes?
They cull eyed.
NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!
You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
Trying to kill a vampire? Don’t make a miss stake!
Vampires hate technology. They’re all bluddites.
When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
The king who was usurped by a werewolf was definitely throne for a lupus.