Puns tagged ‘halloween’:
09/13/16
Hallowe’en is a boogus holiday.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/31/15
If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you… (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/24/15
I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/31/14
Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...10/31/13
Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/30/13
If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/29/13
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/31/12
Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/30/12
Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy. (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...10/29/12
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations. (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ... |
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