Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you…
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.
Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
Hallowe’en is a boogus holiday.
Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.
I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!