On Hallowe’en, punsters are out in farce.
Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you…
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.
Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
Hallowe’en is a boogus holiday.
Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.