On Hallowe’en, punsters are out in farce.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you…
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Hallowe’en is a boogus holiday.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.
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