These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
On Hallowe’en, punsters are out in farce.
Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you…
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.