These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.
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Hallowe’en is a boogus holiday.
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If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you…
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I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
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Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
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Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
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If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.
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Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
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Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
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Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.
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