If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you…
Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
On Hallowe’en, punsters are out in farce.
If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.