On Hallowe’en, punsters are out in farce.
halloween
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.
Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you…
Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate theĀ soles of the dammed.
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.