Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
halloween
If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.
On Hallowe’en, punsters are out in farce.
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.
Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you…
Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.