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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘halloween’:

09/13/16

Hallowe’en is a boogus holiday.

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10/31/15

If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/24/15

I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/31/14

Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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10/31/13

Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate theĀ soles of the dammed.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/30/13

If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/29/13

Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.

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10/31/12

Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.

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10/30/12

Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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10/29/12

On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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