I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
On Hallowe’en, punsters are out in farce.
These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.
Hallowe’en is a boogus holiday.
If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you…
Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.