Hallowe’en is a boogus holiday.
Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.
I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
On Hallowe’en, punsters are out in farce.
These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.
If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you…
Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.