These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.
Hallowe’en is a boogus holiday.
If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you…
I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.