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Puns tagged ‘halloween’:

09/13/16

Hallowe’en is a boogus holiday.

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10/31/15

If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you

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01/24/15

I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.

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10/31/14

Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.

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10/31/13

Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate theĀ soles of the dammed.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/30/13

If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/29/13

Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.

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10/31/12

Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.

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10/30/12

Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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10/29/12

On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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