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Puns tagged ‘halloween’:

10/30/10

GOBLIN IT UP
Dear Pun Gents, our church will be canvassing our neighborhood on Halloween night to collect canned foods for a canned food drive. We do this every year and collect hundreds of cans of food this way. I write a newsletter and need a title for the article I am writing to publicize this event. ~Tuan, Honolulu, HI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It all ghost to charity.
  2. Our ghoul is to feed the hungry.
  3. Help us make sand witches.
  4. We have a lot of hungry costumers.
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08/31/10

If Apple changed its name to Pumpkin, would their computer be a Hackinsquash?

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11/24/09

When MJ’s hair caught fire, was he a Jacko Lantern?

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