What does Pat Sajak say in a pet store?
“Would you like to buy an owl?”
What does Pat Sajak say in a pet store?
“Would you like to buy an owl?”
Why did Britney’s suicide attempt fail?
Because Kevin Fed her line.
Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.
Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
Is Billy Idol satanic?
Yes – Mony is the root of all evil
If Elton John and Albert Einstein ever got together, their undeniable chemistry would be termed a homogeneous mixture.
Which Nazi loved Michael Jordan?
Joseph Goebbels. He loved it when things were Goering well for the Chicago squad, and especially when MJ would achieve Luftwaffe and Reich up the points. For the fans, it was beyond their wildest iMaginotion. It was Panzermonium.
The Spice Girls movie was a Cinnamonatic spectacle.
Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.
Tiger Woods’ career has philandered.