The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
The actor who played the lisping stammerer in The King’s Speech is my Firth choice for Oscar.
Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
Paul Reiser wakes up every morning in a fog.
The Spice Girls movie was a Cinnamonatic spectacle.