The Spice Girls movie was a Cinnamonatic spectacle.
Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.
Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
I offered Jell-o to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.
My hair is a train wreck today. I call it Frinzi Frohan.
When rocker Jagger yawns, the Earth shakes. It’s a sighs Mick event.
If I hear any more Celine Dion, I’m going to climb the walls and Di on the ceiling.
Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.
Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.