The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
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How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.
There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.
Why can’t J-Lo complete the purchase of her house?
Cuz she’s always in ass-grow.
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
What’s Mike Tyson’s favourite video game console?
“Hithee hither!”: proof that Michael Jackson’s “Beat it”, when translated into Olde English, is a recipe for indiscriminate violence against both sexes.
Is it true Michael J Fox did a documentary in the 1980s about starvation in Southeast Asia?
Yes, Faminy Thais.


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