Wayne Gretzky puns are hokey. I’m so tired of that schtick. It’s always the same pucking thing. No more Mr Ice Guy!
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Did you know David Copperfied refuses to take Viagra? Because he’s the master of missed erection.
Four new Puns on Demand filled today
If I hear any more Celine Dion, I’m going to climb the walls and Di on the ceiling.
Miley Cyrus doesn’t haveĀ twerk another day in her life.
There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.
Which celebrity microwaves his hotdogs?
Frank Zappa.
Which celebrity is rudest when raking leaves? Kurt Russell
Kanye think of anything worse than a train wreck? A: Kim Car Crashian