Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
When it comes to Shakespearean accents, Anne Hathaway with words.
Most paparazzi are star-craving mad.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.