There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.
A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
They killed the king of daytime television. It was Regiside.
Most paparazzi are star-craving mad.
When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.
I set fire to a talk show host. I was charged with Arsenio.
Which popstar makes rapid onstage wardrobe changes? Tailor Swift.
Is the Internet haunted? Behind every link could be a horrifying, astley presence.
Eminem came on stage and the audience was rapped.
Breast implants are Parton parcel of a celebrity career.