The actor who played the lisping stammerer in The King’s Speech is my Firth choice for Oscar.
Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
Paul Reiser wakes up every morning in a fog.
The Spice Girls movie was a Cinnamonatic spectacle.
Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.
Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
I offered Jell-o to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.
My hair is a train wreck today. I call it Frinzi Frohan.