I offered Jell-o to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.
My hair is a train wreck today. I call it Frinzi Frohan.
When rocker Jagger yawns, the Earth shakes. It’s a sighs Mick event.
If I hear any more Celine Dion, I’m going to climb the walls and Di on the ceiling.
Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.
Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.
Bill Clinton was definitely oversaxed.
Why did Britney’s suicide attempt fail?
Because Kevin Fed her line.
Bill Gates was quite a deliquent as a child; a real nerd-do-well!
What’s J-Lo got behind her skirt? It reminds me of that movie, The Great Ass Cape.