During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
Garry Kasparov‘s favourite wood is chestnut.
Was Ms. Ciccone snooty even before she became famous?
Yes – b/c she was a pre-Madonna.
Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?
Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.
As I was studying grammar, I realized that music star Dolly was no longer attractive. It must have been the Past Parton Supple.
How do they clone dead royalty?
With a Princess Die.
Is it true Michael J Fox did a documentary in the 1980s about starvation in Southeast Asia?
Yes, Faminy Thais.
Nicki Minaj is a huge procrastinator, always gettin’ behind in her twerk.