All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
Which rock star enjoys his morning ritual with a newspaper? Lou Reed.
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
The most popular language in the world right now is Sheenese.
Was Ms. Ciccone snooty even before she became famous?
Yes – b/c she was a pre-Madonna.
Bruce Lee was meant to be the greatest. It was man of fist destiny.
The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.