Spice Girls, the Movie? It’s about thyme.
How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.
Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.
Keanu Reeves like curds and no whey.
Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.
What does Pat Sajak say in a pet store?
“Would you like to buy an owl?”
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
Which Nazi loved Michael Jordan?
Joseph Goebbels. He loved it when things were Goering well for the Chicago squad, and especially when MJ would achieve Luftwaffe and Reich up the points. For the fans, it was beyond their wildest iMaginotion. It was Panzermonium.