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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘celebrities’:

09/28/17

Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.

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09/26/17

As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.

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08/29/17

Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.

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08/15/17

I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.

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03/09/17

When it comes to Shakespearean accents, Anne Hathaway with words.

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03/07/17

Most paparazzi are star-craving mad.

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02/26/17

How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.

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02/17/17

Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.

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01/28/17

Nicki Minaj is a huge procrastinator, always gettin’ behind in her twerk.

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12/25/16

Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.

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