During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
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Loading...Was Ms. Ciccone snooty even before she became famous?
Yes – b/c she was a pre-Madonna.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...As I was studying grammar, I realized that music star Dolly was no longer attractive. It must have been the Past Parton Supple.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...How do they clone dead royalty?
With a Princess Die.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true Michael J Fox did a documentary in the 1980s about starvation in Southeast Asia?
Yes, Faminy Thais.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Nicki Minaj is a huge procrastinator, always gettin’ behind in her twerk.
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