Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
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Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.
Why can’t J-Lo complete the purchase of her house?
Cuz she’s always in ass-grow.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.
What does Pat Sajak say in a pet store?
“Would you like to buy an owl?”
Is rapper 50 Cent completely crazy, or only half loonie?
I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.