Who’s gonna do The Daily Show? Jon’s too hurt.
NED: Will Schwarzenegger be re-elected in California?
ED: Yes – he’s the two-terminator
After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror.
The ancient Egyptians were fans of Miley’s ancestor, who was also Osiris.
Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
Did you know David Copperfied refuses to take Viagra? Because he’s the master of missed erection.
Four new Puns on Demand filled today
Who leaves me speechless?
Is Rowan Atkinson’s career over yet? They should call him Mr. Been.
Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.