celebrities
Which celebrity microwaves his hotdogs?
Frank Zappa.
Which celebrity is rudest when raking leaves? Kurt Russell
Kanye think of anything worse than a train wreck? A: Kim Car Crashian
What’s Michael Jackson’s signature Japanese-style beef dish?
Moo-in-wok.
Madonna song about Facebook fatigue: Like Aversion.
Bruce Lee was meant to be the greatest. It was man of fist destiny.
A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
They say Marilyn Monroe had a photographic mammary.
Did Tom get custody? No Suri.