psychological disorders puns

NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!

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Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.

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Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.

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I stopped gambling after reading John Milton’s Pair o Dice Lost.

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I build snowmen in my sleep. I suffer from snowmanbulism.

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I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.

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People who dislike comedy clubs suffer from skits-refrainia.

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Is someone who stomps on your foot a clap-toe-maniac?

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Some ‘little people’ like to go on ‘power trips’. They’re mega low maniacs.

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Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I go watch German acrobats. That turns my frau upside down.

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