I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.
psychological disorders
Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
What is the best tool for treating ADD?
A short attention spanner.
Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.
The fear of footnotes: aka appendix-cite-is.
There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.
The two clean freaks had a sorted relationship.
What’s the birthstone of the chronically suicidal?
Ruby.
Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.


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