psychological disorders puns

How do you surgically remove bad memories?

Get a happendectomy.

(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)

After a heavy bookcase fell on him, the wounded soldier was never the same. It was a sad case of shelf-shock.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!

(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?

He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

My greatest sphere is that the Earth is round.

(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

I don’t like cheap pens. I’m fauxbic.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Did you hear about the dyslexic gambler who was addicted to Jack Black movies?

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

People who keep repeating themselves are sick. They’re ill iterate.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Are bulimics all bile lingual?

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.

(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)