People who keep repeating themselves are sick. They’re ill iterate.
Are bulimics all bile lingual?
Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!
Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.
Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
I stopped gambling after reading John Milton’s Pair o Dice Lost.
I build snowmen in my sleep. I suffer from snowmanbulism.
I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.
People who dislike comedy clubs suffer from skits-refrainia.