psychological disorders puns

I stopped gambling after reading John Milton’s Pair o Dice Lost.

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I build snowmen in my sleep. I suffer from snowmanbulism.

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I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.

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People who dislike comedy clubs suffer from skits-refrainia.

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Is someone who stomps on your foot a clap-toe-maniac?

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Some ‘little people’ like to go on ‘power trips’. They’re mega low maniacs.

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Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I go watch German acrobats. That turns my frau upside down.

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In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.

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Acting is tough. Many retired performers have post-dramatic stress.

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Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.

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