psychological disorders puns

Masochists love art; especially pain tings.

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Little known fact: the Mongol dictator had a stuttering problem. They called him Again-ghis Khan.

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There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.

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Hear about the man who was forced to go to psychaitrist after starving his pet cat?

He had a Feed-a-puss complex!

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What’s the birthstone of the chronically suicidal?

Ruby.

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How do you surgically remove bad memories?

Get a happendectomy.

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After a heavy bookcase fell on him, the wounded soldier was never the same. It was a sad case of shelf-shock.

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NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!

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Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?

He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.

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My greatest sphere is that the Earth is round.

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