I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
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Loading...I stopped gambling after reading John Milton’s Pair o Dice Lost.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about the dyslexic gambler who was addicted to Jack Black movies?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Ashamed of my weight, I eat pies in secret. It’s a flandestine activity.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Are bulimics all bile lingual?
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...People who dislike comedy clubs suffer from skits-refrainia.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There was an orphan boy who developed a peculiar phobia some time after his parents died: It seems the lad would go into absolute hysterics whenever he saw – get this – a group of musicians chewing fresh wintergreen sprigs!
Psychaitrists were called in, but to no avail: the docs could only explain the boy’s behaviour as a fear of a band on mint.
(5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)Loading...The crazy man who boasted about his second penis must have had delusions of glandeur.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do sailors have to take courses in anchor management?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
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