psychological disorders puns

I don’t like cheap pens. I’m fauxbic.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Did you hear about the dyslexic gambler who was addicted to Jack Black movies?

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

People who keep repeating themselves are sick. They’re ill iterate.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Are bulimics all bile lingual?

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.

(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!

(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.

(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

I stopped gambling after reading John Milton’s Pair o Dice Lost.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

I build snowmen in my sleep. I suffer from snowmanbulism.

(12 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)