psychological disorders puns

I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.

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The two clean freaks had a sorted relationship.

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Stressed out? Consider hiring a dromedary – they have a very cameling effect.

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In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.

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Masochists love art; especially pain tings.

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Little known fact: the Mongol dictator had a stuttering problem. They called him Again-ghis Khan.

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There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.

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Hear about the man who was forced to go to psychaitrist after starving his pet cat?

He had a Feed-a-puss complex!

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What’s the birthstone of the chronically suicidal?

Ruby.

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How do you surgically remove bad memories?

Get a happendectomy.

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