I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
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Loading...NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...A newfound cure for depression is esteem bath.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The crazy man who boasted about his second penis must have had delusions of glandeur.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I stopped gambling after reading John Milton’s Pair o Dice Lost.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Internet addiction is a big problem in E-stonia.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Did you hear about the dyslexic gambler who was addicted to Jack Black movies?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...After a heavy bookcase fell on him, the wounded soldier was never the same. It was a sad case of shelf-shock.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Are bulimics all bile lingual?
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Acting is tough. Many retired performers have post-dramatic stress.
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