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Puns tagged ‘psychological disorders’:

06/26/13

Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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11/07/12

Masochists love art; especially pain tings.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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05/13/12

Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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12/21/11

Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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05/02/11

I am paranoid about pickpockets. I have nervous of steal.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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11/23/10

In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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11/11/10

Ashamed of my weight, I eat pies in secret. It’s a flandestine activity.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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11/04/10

Be careful if you sleep too much—you’ll end up deep rest.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5)
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05/09/10

Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I go watch German acrobats. That turns my frau upside down.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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12/25/09

Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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