Puns tagged ‘psychological disorders’:
06/08/17
Acting is tough. Many retired performers have post-dramatic stress.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/04/17
I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/26/13
Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.  (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...11/07/12
Masochists love art; especially pain tings. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...05/13/12
Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque. (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/21/11
Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.  (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/02/11
I am paranoid about pickpockets. I have nervous of steal. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...11/23/10
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans. (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/11/10
Ashamed of my weight, I eat pies in secret. It’s a flandestine activity. (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...11/04/10
Be careful if you sleep too much—you’ll end up deep rest. (6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5) Loading ... |
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