I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.
The two clean freaks had a sorted relationship.
Stressed out? Consider hiring a dromedary – they have a very cameling effect.
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
Masochists love art; especially pain tings.
Little known fact: the Mongol dictator had a stuttering problem. They called him Again-ghis Khan.
There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.
Hear about the man who was forced to go to psychaitrist after starving his pet cat?
He had a Feed-a-puss complex!
What’s the birthstone of the chronically suicidal?
How do you surgically remove bad memories?
Get a happendectomy.