Masochists love art; especially pain tings.
Little known fact: the Mongol dictator had a stuttering problem. They called him Again-ghis Khan.
There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.
Hear about the man who was forced to go to psychaitrist after starving his pet cat?
He had a Feed-a-puss complex!
What’s the birthstone of the chronically suicidal?
How do you surgically remove bad memories?
Get a happendectomy.
After a heavy bookcase fell on him, the wounded soldier was never the same. It was a sad case of shelf-shock.
NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?
He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.
My greatest sphere is that the Earth is round.