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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘psychological disorders’:

06/08/17

Acting is tough. Many retired performers have post-dramatic stress.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/04/17

I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/26/13

Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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11/07/12

Masochists love art; especially pain tings.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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05/13/12

Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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12/21/11

Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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05/02/11

I am paranoid about pickpockets. I have nervous of steal.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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11/23/10

In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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11/11/10

Ashamed of my weight, I eat pies in secret. It’s a flandestine activity.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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11/04/10

Be careful if you sleep too much—you’ll end up deep rest.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5)
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