psychological disorders puns

Some ‘little people’ like to go on ‘power trips’. They’re mega low maniacs.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I go watch German acrobats. That turns my frau upside down.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.

(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Acting is tough. Many retired performers have post-dramatic stress.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Masochists love art; especially pain tings.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.

(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

I am paranoid about pickpockets. I have nervous of steal.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)