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Forecasts of bad weather make farmers bipolar. They’re almanac depressive.
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Loading... (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...psychological disorders
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?
He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My greatest sphere is that the Earth is round.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I stopped gambling after reading John Milton’s Pair o Dice Lost.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about the dyslexic gambler who was addicted to Jack Black movies?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Ashamed of my weight, I eat pies in secret. It’s a flandestine activity.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Are bulimics all bile lingual?
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...People who dislike comedy clubs suffer from skits-refrainia.
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