Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I go watch German acrobats. That turns my frau upside down.
I am paranoid about pickpockets. I have nervous of steal.
All the self-mutilators live in Qatar.
Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.
NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!
I build snowmen in my sleep. I suffer from snowmanbulism.
During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.
Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?
He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.