There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.
psychological disorders
The two clean freaks had a sorted relationship.
What’s the birthstone of the chronically suicidal?
Ruby.
Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.
I don’t like cheap pens. I’m fauxbic.
Do sailors have to take courses in anchor management?
NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!
Hear about the man who was forced to go to psychaitrist after starving his pet cat?
He had a Feed-a-puss complex!
Be careful if you sleep too much—you’ll end up deep rest.
What a nice, genial voyeur I met the other day. I mean, he was good peephole!


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