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Puns tagged ‘the military’:

08/15/05

When was the yoyo originally used in combat?

During the First Whirled War.

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08/06/05

After a heavy bookcase fell on him, the wounded soldier was never the same. It was a sad case of shelf-shock.

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07/29/05

The physicists in the Manhattan Project developed a ‘stealth fart’ that made no sound. The world was devastated when the army first used this silent but deadly weapon aka the Atonic Bum.

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07/22/05

Little known fact: Mickey Mouse and Mighty Mouse once served together in the Murine Corps.

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02/12/05
The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”
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12/16/04

Why did the soldier scream as he carried burning rubble from the backpacker’s hotel?

Because he was taking hostel fire.

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