Puns tagged ‘the military’:
08/15/05
When was the yoyo originally used in combat?
During the First Whirled War.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/06/05
After a heavy bookcase fell on him, the wounded soldier was never the same. It was a sad case of shelf-shock. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/29/05
The physicists in the Manhattan Project developed a ‘stealth fart’ that made no sound. The world was devastated when the army first used this silent but deadly weapon aka the Atonic Bum.  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/22/05
Little known fact: Mickey Mouse and Mighty Mouse once served together in the Murine Corps. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/12/05
The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”
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Why did the soldier scream as he carried burning rubble from the backpacker’s hotel? Because he was taking hostel fire. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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