The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”
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After a heavy bookcase fell on him, the wounded soldier was never the same. It was a sad case of shelf-shock.
Why did the soldier scream as he carried burning rubble from the backpacker’s hotel?
Because he was taking hostel fire.
When was the yoyo originally used in combat?
During the First Whirled War.
Little known fact: Mickey Mouse and Mighty Mouse once served together in the Murine Corps.
The physicists in the Manhattan Project developed a ‘stealth fart’ that made no sound. The world was devastated when the army first used this silent but deadly weapon aka the Atonic Bum.