The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...After a heavy bookcase fell on him, the wounded soldier was never the same. It was a sad case of shelf-shock.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the soldier scream as he carried burning rubble from the backpacker’s hotel?
Because he was taking hostel fire.
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During the First Whirled War.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Little known fact: Mickey Mouse and Mighty Mouse once served together in the Murine Corps.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The physicists in the Manhattan Project developed a ‘stealth fart’ that made no sound. The world was devastated when the army first used this silent but deadly weapon aka the Atonic Bum.
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