My imagine hairy friend was quite hirsute.
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
Is the goddess of wisdom against all we stand for?
Yes, she’s an athena.
I sat naked on a bucket of frozen water, after someone suggested I run for moon icy pail government.
My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
I tried to avoid weighing my ‘oma’ on a scale, but it was too late — the grammage was done.
I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.
Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.
How do you brooch the subject?
Stick a pin in their I!
Winter. Spear. Pepper. I don’t mints words.