Unwatered flowers have a license to keel.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone cooler blind.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Ask yourself: M.I.A. person who is likely to disappear for no reason?
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Gum is great! I chews to follow the mastical sciences, and worship Jawhovah. I attend Sunday masseter, biting my time for eternal Salivation.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hot sauna in the highest, in excess celsius day-o!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The bumbling mattress thief was cot unawares. He was in deep sheet. He sought comforter by downy some pillows. He refused to take responsibility for his actions; he tried to pass the boxspring. “Put your hammocks up in the air,” the police shouted, “resistance is futon.”
(8 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I’m so suggestive, I quit college after some drunk guy told me to “dropped ed.”
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
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