Would a flower-powered car run on vase-oline?
I went to small claims court over a faulty bag of overly frozen vegetables; the case was heard by a just-ice of the peas.
Whenever I see a broken elevator I tend to stair.
Was Picasso into wedgies?
I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
Did Art Linkletter invent cursive writing?
We wanted to make today’s pun about huit, but we 8 too much!
I get along well with pig breeders. Our interests are interswined.
By definition, miming is not aloud.
Speak no more than necessary. To do otherwise is just sylly.