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My friend knows that a bon mot is like a secret magical password. ‘Oh, pun!’, says ami.

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I can’t afford long distance calls. I’m down to my last far thing.

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There are few guarantees in life but a blue sky is azure thing.

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I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.

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When an exam proctor makes a citizen’s arrest for cheating, it’s invigilante justice.

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Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam

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I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp.

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I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.

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I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.

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