My friend knows that a bon mot is like a secret magical password. ‘Oh, pun!’, says ami.
I can’t afford long distance calls. I’m down to my last far thing.
There are few guarantees in life but a blue sky is azure thing.
I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
When an exam proctor makes a citizen’s arrest for cheating, it’s invigilante justice.
Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp.
I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.
I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.