I tried to avoid weighing my ‘oma’ on a scale, but it was too late — the grammage was done.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What is Adam Ant made of? A: Adamantium.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My visits tend to be brief. I know, it’s a short coming.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...I enjoy losing my mind, fun dementially. [Speaking of which, government cheese subsidies are fund emmenthal policy]
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A man with a frisbee for a leg got a pedicure. That is today’s toe-pick of discus-shin.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...All the earth’s bovines could only fit in a rumination. That rules out Macau, but maybe not Cattleonia. Cows are inherently grazist, which, if herded together cud be a problem. Just thinking about this puts me in a bad moo. I think I’ll watch my favourite TV show Milkin’ in the Meadow now.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Tying a sheepshank is plain knots if you ask me.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I’m tired of maintaining a state of hypervigilance. You might say ambushed.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.
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