I want to askew why you’re not straight with me.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...In the desert you always hear the same question: “Watch a dune?”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How old is a flower? I can’t tell. Is it adult orchid?
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...At what time am I most hungry? Ate a clock.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...By providing infrastructure to future generations, sidewalk installers are all about paving it floorward.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Most Italians live outside the capital. Romelessness is a huge problem.
(5 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5)Loading...I tried to avoid weighing my ‘oma’ on a scale, but it was too late — the grammage was done.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What is Adam Ant made of? A: Adamantium.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.
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