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01/18/17

Translating billboards is a difficult a sign meant.

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01/11/17

I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.

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01/07/17

If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.

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12/06/16

I have a new nose. That’s sniffty.

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10/07/16

How old is a flower? I can’t tell. Is it adult orchid?

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06/15/16

I get along well with pig breeders. Our interests are interswined.

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03/26/16

In the desert you always hear the same question: “Watch a dune?”

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03/07/16

My friend drives a steamroller. He’s a grade guy, a real smooth operator. He has a nice flat, and a level head. He’s really into community surface.

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03/01/16

Anyone who mentions their friend Wanda all the time, has a Wanda-mentional personality.

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02/28/16

I flew all the way to Lima just to see an orthodontist. You might accuse me of acting in Peru dentally.

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