My apartment was infested by a pair of insects, so I decided to charge them rent. Does that make me the lessor of two weevils?
I opened a door. It was ajarring experience.
Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.
Soon it will be March, and that’s HVAC season. Time to get my ducts in a row.
Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.
I scratch cows. I’m a moos itchin’.
My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
Positive change can be vary good.
Sitting down is something I chairish.
If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?