I thought you were lost in a fog. But I was mist taken.
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Scarecrows don’t frighten me nor do their empty threads.
I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had theĀ 12 app puzzles?
So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.
Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.
The coolest ‘river-fishing’ themed restaurant has hip waiters.
If you’re operating a float plane in the bush, bring a flies water.