A man with a frisbee for a leg got a pedicure. That is today’s toe-pick of discus-shin.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I see a broken elevator I tend to stair.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Discarded animal entrails smell absolutely offal.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Steamroller operators tend to flatter.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Are you crooked? Don’t make me askew twice.
(10 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...All the earth’s bovines could only fit in a rumination. That rules out Macau, but maybe not Cattleonia. Cows are inherently grazist, which, if herded together cud be a problem. Just thinking about this puts me in a bad moo. I think I’ll watch my favourite TV show Milkin’ in the Meadow now.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My failure to succeed in the water vapour business was a mist stopper tunity.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Arithmetic is sum times interesting.
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