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Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

I forgot to turn off the lights again. I feel like a more on.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Never look back in a seniors home – someone may be caning on you!

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Miss Maddox loved collecting coins. How do I know? Because I numismatics.

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

I was kicked out of the Glass Eating Society. The entire next day was filled with ex-crew, shitting pane.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Windmills must love me. Every time I see one it’s like ‘Omigod, I am a huge fan.’

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

When I realized I had eaten petrified PlayDough, I nearly had a hardy tack.

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Those who feed coffee liqueurs to chickens and then bang them with a gong are part of a nefarious secret society: the Kahlua Clucks Clang.

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

This photo of a chicken nibbling my butt has an unusual ass-pecked ratio.

(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)