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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘random’:

07/24/17

Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?

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07/14/17

If you live beneath a sewer, you are destined for grateness.

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06/23/17

If you’re a slave, the own us is on you.

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06/15/17

There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?

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06/14/17

Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.

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06/07/17

House painting is very traditional, and its conventions well-coatified.

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06/06/17

The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.

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05/29/17

The women are somehow bouncier, on the gal o’ pogos islands.

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05/20/17

I’m tired of maintaining a state of hypervigilance. You might say ambushed.

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05/06/17

For cheapskates, picking up the cheque can be de bill itating.

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