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I went duck hunting in a swamp. What a quackmire!

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.

(4 votes, average: 1.75 out of 5)

The women are somehow bouncier, on the gal o’ pogos islands.

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Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.

(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

The triumphant geologist shouted, “All your basalt belong to us!”

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

There’s too much pickled cabbage in my fridge! A bit of an overkrauting problem.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Winter. Spear. Pepper. I don’t mints words.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)