Puns tagged ‘random’:
09/22/17
The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ‘emeral.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/20/17
Hungriest sea creature? Starfish. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/19/17
Scarecrows don’t frighten me nor do their empty threads. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/06/17
I tried to stop being bad at everything. But I was unsuck-sessful. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/05/17
Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/04/17
I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.  (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/29/17
Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/23/17
Winter. Spear. Pepper. I don’t mints words. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/07/17
I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/31/17
There’s too much pickled cabbage in my fridge! A bit of an overkrauting problem. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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