Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.
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Somebody offered me free coffee. I said, ‘Wow, that’s like winning the lattéry!’
If you’re a slave, the own us is on you.
I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.
For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.
A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
Atrophy: the only prize for laziness.
Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.

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