Atrophy: the only prize for laziness.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I flew all the way to Lima just to see an orthodontist. You might accuse me of acting in Peru dentally.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Nobutty knows what it’s like to have a small behind.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...People who forget to replace light bulbs are rather dim-watted.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Where does a German farmer keep his animal feed?
In the Barn Munch-hausen!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The story about the winged creatures was ok, but at one point it became quite ridiculous. When the storyteller got to the part where a bird ate a bunch of sausages, I knew it had taken a tern for the wurst.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s the fastest fast food? A:Â Lamb-burger-inis.
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