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My apartment was infested by a pair of insects, so I decided to charge them rent. Does that make me the lessor of two weevils?

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I opened a door. It was ajarring experience.

(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Soon it will be March, and that’s HVAC season. Time to get my ducts in a row.

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Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.

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I scratch cows. I’m a moos itchin’.

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My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Positive change can be vary good.

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Sitting down is something I chairish.

(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)

If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?

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