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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘random’:

10/31/17

It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.

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09/25/17

There are few guarantees in life but a blue sky is azure thing.

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09/23/17

Ask yourself: M.I.A. person who is likely to disappear for no reason?

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09/22/17

The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ‘emeral.

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09/20/17

Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.

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09/19/17

Scarecrows don’t frighten me nor do their empty threads.

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09/06/17

I tried to stop being bad at everything. But I was unsuck-sessful.

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09/05/17

Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”

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09/04/17

I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.

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08/29/17

Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.

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