Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
I forgot to turn off the lights again. I feel like a more on.
Never look back in a seniors home – someone may be caning on you!
Miss Maddox loved collecting coins. How do I know? Because I numismatics.
Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
I was kicked out of the Glass Eating Society. The entire next day was filled with ex-crew, shitting pane.
Windmills must love me. Every time I see one it’s like ‘Omigod, I am a huge fan.’
When I realized I had eaten petrified PlayDough, I nearly had a hardy tack.
Those who feed coffee liqueurs to chickens and then bang them with a gong are part of a nefarious secret society: the Kahlua Clucks Clang.
This photo of a chicken nibbling my butt has an unusual ass-pecked ratio.