Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
People who don’t trim their hedges also don’t trim their flowers. They’re so lack a daisy cull.
I hide windmills in my house upstairs. Guess I’m a bit of a fan attic.
Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.
Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
I sell plastic pens. I’m kind of a Bic deal.
If you’re a slave, the own us is on you.
Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.
Unwatered flowers have a license to keel.
I hate Suffolk, England. I find every minute there Suffolk hating.