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I thought you were lost in a fog. But I was mist taken.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

House painting is very traditional, and its conventions well-coatified.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Any country that obeys seatbelt laws is an object of my fasten nation.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Manhole covers sewer are grate!

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Boo-merang: when you angrily send back your pie.

(9 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5)

Some noises just happen onomatically.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

When our friend Paul was fired from a catapult, it really cast a Paul over things.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)