I don’t mind lazy people. They speak my languid. So I am sloth to criticize.
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Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.
Which medicine was once used as a power tool? Benadryl.
I have a new nose. That’s sniffty.
The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.
My apartment was infested by a pair of insects, so I decided to charge them rent. Does that make me the lessor of two weevils?
Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.
My friend in Nairobi is awesome; he’s like a Wonder of the World. We call him the Grand Kenyan.
Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.
House painting is very traditional, and its conventions well-coatified.