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Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls?

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Never practice! Anybody who practices anything is guilty of grows in competence.

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Those who sell their possessions out of necessity are pawned scum.

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone cooler blind.

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.

(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)

Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

What happens when you take out people’s eyes?

They cull eyed.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.

(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

My failure to succeed in the water vapour business was a mist stopper tunity.

(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)