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04/23/17

I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.

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04/21/17

How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.

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04/17/17

Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.

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04/16/17

While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.

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04/10/17

So what if I deleted you from my address book? You’re taking it entirely out of contacts.

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04/07/17

How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer.

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03/22/17

I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.

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03/18/17

The lisping accountant was always bothered by thumb tacks increase or another.

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03/17/17

My love for small sunbaked rodents is in tanned gerbil.

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03/04/17

Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.

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