The lisping accountant was always bothered by thumb tacks increase or another.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I flew all the way to Lima just to see an orthodontist. You might accuse me of acting in Peru dentally.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I threw a sandwich at a lamp, I was accused of hoagie-ing the pot light.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Global massage-taking population is made up of the haves and the have-knots.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Many missile aneus parts are required to launch a rocket up your butt.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The bumbling mattress thief was cot unawares. He was in deep sheet. He sought comforter by downy some pillows. He refused to take responsibility for his actions; he tried to pass the boxspring. “Put your hammocks up in the air,” the police shouted, “resistance is futon.”
(8 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The women are somehow bouncier, on the gal o’ pogos islands.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?
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