04/01/201802/18/2018 I can guarantee you won’t feel any pain, in “no one’s hurtin” terms. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
02/08/201801/13/2018 The coolest ‘river-fishing’ themed restaurant has hip waiters. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
12/28/2017 Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
12/01/201712/01/2017 I broke out in a waltz today. It was just once of those happens dance things. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
11/23/201711/23/2017 Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
10/31/2017 It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
09/25/201709/25/2017 There are few guarantees in life but a blue sky is azure thing. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
09/23/201709/24/2017 Ask yourself: M.I.A. person who is likely to disappear for no reason? Share this pun (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
09/22/201709/22/2017 The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
09/20/201709/20/2017 Hungriest sea creature? Starfish. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
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