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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘random’:

05/29/17

The women are somehow bouncier, on the gal o’ pogos islands.

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05/20/17

I’m tired of maintaining a state of hypervigilance. You might say ambushed.

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05/06/17

For cheapskates, picking up the cheque can be de bill itating.

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05/04/17

I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!

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05/03/17

Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!

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04/23/17

I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.

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04/21/17

How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.

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04/17/17

Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.

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04/16/17

While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.

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04/10/17

So what if I deleted you from my address book? You’re taking it entirely out of contacts.

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