Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.
In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
Which medicine was once used as a power tool? Benadryl.
If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.
Positive change can be vary good.
If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?
In a bad mood? Go praise somebody from Helsinki. That produces endorse Finns.
So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
I can guarantee you won’t feel any pain, in “no one’s hurtin” terms.
The coolest ‘river-fishing’ themed restaurant has hip waiters.