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There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

They gave my mother’s sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.

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Let us not speak of my failure to open a jar. After all, I have pried.

(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

I forgot to turn off the lights again. I feel like a more on.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?

Because a pirate without p is irate.

(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.

(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)

The pothole problem is getting crater and crater.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

If you sketched of all my worst qualities, it would make quite a poor trait.

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The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.

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