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02/20/17

When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.

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02/13/17

Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.

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02/09/17

Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/08/17

I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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02/04/17

Embarking on a rail journey is guaranteed enter trainment.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/27/17

Forget about cows! It’ll be a low off your mind.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/18/17

Translating billboards is a difficult a sign meant.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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01/11/17

I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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01/07/17

If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.

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12/06/16

I have a new nose. That’s sniffty.

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