Subscribe to Pun of the Day by email:









  Follow us on Twitter 

Puns tagged ‘random’:

03/22/17

I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading ... Loading ...
03/18/17

The lisping accountant was always bothered by thumb tacks increase or another.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading ... Loading ...
03/17/17

My love for small sunbaked rodents is in tanned gerbil.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
03/04/17

Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
03/02/17

Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
02/27/17

Soon it will be March, and that’s HVAC season. Time to get my ducts in a row.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
02/24/17

Anyone crossing the Lone Star State on foot surely Texas time.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
02/20/17

When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
02/13/17

Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
02/09/17

Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...