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This photo of a chicken nibbling my butt has an unusual ass-pecked ratio.

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Scarecrows don’t frighten me nor do their empty threads.

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I want to askew why you’re not straight with me.

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For every level of grief, there is a tier of joy.

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If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.

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Translating billboards is a difficult a sign meant.

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Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.

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I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.

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Are you crooked? Don’t make me askew twice.

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