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Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

People who don’t trim their hedges also don’t trim their flowers. They’re so lack a daisy cull.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

I hide windmills in my house upstairs. Guess I’m a bit of a fan attic.

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Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

I sell plastic pens. I’m kind of a Bic deal.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

If you’re a slave, the own us is on you.

(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)

Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Unwatered flowers have a license to keel.

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I hate Suffolk, England. I find every minute there Suffolk hating.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)