Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp.
I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.
I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.
Do people in castles suffer from Turrets Syndrome?
I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
By providing infrastructure to future generations, sidewalk installers are all about paving it floorward.
I went duck hunting in a swamp. What a quackmire!
If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear.