  Puns tagged ‘natural disasters’:09/04/10
With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.   (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/11/10
A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.  (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...05/06/10
During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm. (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...03/23/08
Midgets make the best size-smallogists. They detect smurfquakes. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/18/08
When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/05/08
The New Orleans levy inspectors will be forever dammed. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/13/07
The Northern Lights are so bright they can set off forest fires. There’s nothing more spectaular than A roaring Borealis. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/27/07
The retired earthquake expert began a new career as a construction consultant specializing in large shopping centers. He was known as the world’s foremost sizemallogist. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/20/06
It’s important to make jokes about the New Orleans disaster. Tragic situations demand a bit of leveety. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/12/06
Most earthquakes are measured in a pretty half-assed way. I was glad to hear about the Stricter Scale. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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