BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza
There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
Midgets make the best size-smallogists. They detect smurfquakes.
When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
The New Orleans levy inspectors will be forever dammed.
The Northern Lights are so bright they can set off forest fires. There’s nothing more spectaular than A roaring Borealis.