A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Most earthquakes are measured in a pretty half-assed way. I was glad to hear about the Stricter Scale.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Northern Lights are so bright they can set off forest fires. There’s nothing more spectaular than A roaring Borealis.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The New Orleans levy inspectors will be forever dammed.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)Loading...BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza
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