Most earthquakes are measured in a pretty half-assed way. I was glad to hear about the Stricter Scale.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The retired earthquake expert began a new career as a construction consultant specializing in large shopping centers. He was known as the world’s foremost sizemallogist.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)Loading...During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)Loading...The Northern Lights are so bright they can set off forest fires. There’s nothing more spectaular than A roaring Borealis.
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