Puns tagged ‘natural disasters’:
09/23/12
BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/17/12
There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/05/12
If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.  (4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/04/10
With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/11/10
A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...05/06/10
During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm. (5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5) Loading ...03/23/08
Midgets make the best size-smallogists. They detect smurfquakes. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/18/08
When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/05/08
The New Orleans levy inspectors will be forever dammed. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/13/07
The Northern Lights are so bright they can set off forest fires. There’s nothing more spectaular than A roaring Borealis. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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