So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
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Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
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I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.
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The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
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How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
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Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.
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I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.
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Are you infested by insects? File a grieve ants.
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My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
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