I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The spread of Walmart is like a plague of low-costs.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I knew a polygamist. Everytime he got stung by a bee, he broke out in wives.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Am I allergic to invisible parasites? I dust mite be.
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