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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘insects’:

07/27/17

How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.

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05/19/17

Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.

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10/05/16

I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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09/19/16

Are you infested by insects? File a grieve ants.

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06/12/16

My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/29/16
I raise bees. I’m not a beef eater, I’m a bee feeder. It’s a nesty business, but I’ve learned to live and let larva. So, show me the honey.
Tout sweet.
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03/19/16

I find insect vacations quite ant resting.

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08/23/15

My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.

I refused, but he was in cyst ant.

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05/13/15

Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.

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09/26/14

One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.

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