07/22/201809/08/2018 I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
04/19/201807/03/2018 I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
03/26/201805/24/2018 Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
05/06/201805/13/2018 So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
02/07/201803/14/2018 Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading...
11/26/201711/26/2017 I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
08/22/201708/22/2017 The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
07/27/201707/27/2017 How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading...
05/19/201705/19/2017 Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
10/05/201610/05/2016 I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading...
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