Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
insects
I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.
Are you infested by insects? File a grieve ants.
One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!
Umpires eject anyone who gives heroin to an itchy bloodsucker – because it’s flea spikes and yer out!
There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.
The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.


