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My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!

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What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

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I just got an insect sting up my anus. I think it was a bumholebee.

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Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.

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There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.

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The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.

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The story about the boy who had imaginary insect friends was very knew antsed.

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Am I allergic to invisible parasites? I dust mite be.

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Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!

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I raise bees. I’m not a beef eater, I’m a bee feeder. It’s a nesty business, but I’ve learned to live and let larva. So, show me the honey.

Tout sweet.

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