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Puns tagged ‘insects’:

10/05/16

I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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09/19/16

Are you infested by insects? File a grieve ants.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/12/16

My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/29/16
I raise bees. I’m not a beef eater, I’m a bee feeder. It’s a nesty business, but I’ve learned to live and let larva. So, show me the honey.
Tout sweet.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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03/19/16

I find insect vacations quite ant resting.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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08/23/15

My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.

I refused, but he was in cyst ant.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/13/15

Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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09/26/14

One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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09/21/14

What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

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08/04/14

An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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