Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!
One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
Are you infested by insects? File a grieve ants.
What’s a louse’s favourite hobby? Nitting.
I tried some honey. It really was the bee’s sneeze.
The war on flies in Mexico: aka the Zap a Tsetse Rebellion.
My apartment was infested by a pair of insects, so I decided to charge them rent. Does that make me the lessor of two weevils?
The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.