Puns tagged ‘insects’:
05/19/17
Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/05/16
I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.   (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...09/19/16
Are you infested by insects? File a grieve ants. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/12/16
My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...03/29/16
I raise bees. I’m not a beef eater, I’m a bee feeder. It’s a nesty business, but I’ve learned to live and let larva. So, show me the honey.
Tout sweet.
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I find insect vacations quite ant resting. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...08/23/15
My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects. I refused, but he was in cyst ant. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/13/15
Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/26/14
One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/21/14
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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