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I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.

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I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.

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I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.

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Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.

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So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.

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Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.

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I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.

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The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.

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How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.

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Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.

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