Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I raise bees. I’m not a beef eater, I’m a bee feeder. It’s a nesty business, but I’ve learned to live and let larva. So, show me the honey.
Tout sweet.
(4 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I find insect vacations quite ant resting.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
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