I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.
So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.
The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.
I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.