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My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.

I refused, but he was in cyst ant.

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As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.

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How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.

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The spread of Walmart is like a plague of low-costs.

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Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.

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My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!

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What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

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I just got an insect sting up my anus. I think it was a bumholebee.

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Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.

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There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.

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