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What’s a louse’s favourite hobby? Nitting.

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I tried some honey. It really was the bee’s sneeze.

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The war on flies in Mexico: aka the Zap a Tsetse Rebellion.

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My apartment was infested by a pair of insects, so I decided to charge them rent. Does that make me the lessor of two weevils?

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The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.

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I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.

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I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.

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An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.

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My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.

I refused, but he was in cyst ant.

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As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.

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