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I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.

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My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!

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Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.

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Am I allergic to invisible parasites? I dust mite be.

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I find insect vacations quite ant resting.

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I raise bees. I’m not a beef eater, I’m a bee feeder. It’s a nesty business, but I’ve learned to live and let larva. So, show me the honey.

Tout sweet.

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Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.

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Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!

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One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.

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Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.

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