What’s a louse’s favourite hobby? Nitting.
I tried some honey. It really was the bee’s sneeze.
The war on flies in Mexico: aka the Zap a Tsetse Rebellion.
My apartment was infested by a pair of insects, so I decided to charge them rent. Does that make me the lessor of two weevils?
The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.
An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.
My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.
I refused, but he was in cyst ant.
As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.