I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
Am I allergic to invisible parasites? I dust mite be.
I find insect vacations quite ant resting.
Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!
One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.