Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.
I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.
Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.
The spread of Walmart is like a plague of low-costs.
I knew a polygamist. Everytime he got stung by a bee, he broke out in wives.
I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
Am I allergic to invisible parasites? I dust mite be.
I find insect vacations quite ant resting.