Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
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