Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.
I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!
An expensive divorce, i.e. a wedding share-money.
As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.
Did Tom get custody? No Suri.
My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
Trump threatened to divorce Melania, claiming he wants to raise the US ex change rate.
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.