My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
Trump threatened to divorce Melania, claiming he wants to raise the US ex change rate.
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.
Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.
An expensive divorce, i.e. a wedding share-money.
When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.
I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!