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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘divorce’:

02/23/17

As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.

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12/06/15

My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.

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06/08/15

When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.

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05/14/15

An expensive divorce, i.e. a wedding share-money.

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02/05/14

Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.

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07/11/12

Did Tom get custody? No Suri.

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01/24/05

How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?

By ex-communicating them!

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