My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
Trump threatened to divorce Melania, claiming he wants to raise the US ex change rate.
I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.
My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.
When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.
An expensive divorce, i.e. a wedding share-money.
Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.