My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.
Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.
An expensive divorce, i.e. a wedding share-money.
When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.
My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
Trump threatened to divorce Melania, claiming he wants to raise the US ex change rate.
I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.