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Puns tagged ‘dating’:

10/13/16

What does an archer send his ex-lover on Valentine’s Day? A: Arrows.

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10/10/16

If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.

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10/03/16

I had a communist lover. She left Marx all over my body. They’re only visible from certain Engels.

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03/22/16

My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.

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03/07/16

My friend drives a steamroller. He’s a grade guy, a real smooth operator. He has a nice flat, and a level head. He’s really into community surface.

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09/23/15

Ladies, not having dating success? Talk to your guy-no-call-ogist.

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08/03/15

Carpenters are poly hammerous. They even do it with nailiens.

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07/26/15

Taking public transit is a good way to get late.

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06/14/15

If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.

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04/22/15

If you see a cute eye doctor you should opt to meet her.

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