Carpenters are poly hammerous. They even do it with nailiens.
dating
Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!
What does an archer send his ex-lover on Valentine’s Day? A: Arrows.
Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.
I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
My friend is a fighter pilot, and he’s into mach-making. He can introduce you to several G’s.
My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.
Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.