Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.
Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her.
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”
Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
For a pun about blind dates, the best part is the set up.
If you see a cute eye doctor you should opt to meet her.
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.