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What does an archer send his ex-lover on Valentine’s Day? A: Arrows.

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Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.

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I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.

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My friend is a fighter pilot, and he’s into mach-making. He can introduce you to several G’s.

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My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.

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Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.

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My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.

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When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.

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Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.

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