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Puns tagged ‘dating’:

12/02/11

I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.

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05/25/11

I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.

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05/15/11

The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male.

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11/17/10

My friend is a fighter pilot, and he’s into mach-making.  He can introduce you to several G’s.

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09/25/10

MATCHISMO

Dear Pun Gents, I just started my own matchmaking business and have been offered a five-minute slot on a South African radio station. The slot is called Pun Review. I need to tell people about dating, matchmaking, the first date, etc, and I need to use as many clever puns as I can. Please help!! ~Bonita, Johannesburg

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Our service is a model of a fish-in-the-sea.
  2. Looking to get lady?
  3. You pick up chicks or we pick up the cheque.
  4. Did somebody sneeze? Match-You!
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05/24/10

Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.

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