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I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.

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My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”

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I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.

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When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.

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On a foggy day, I split up with my fiancée. Now I’m Girlless in the Mist.

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What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.

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She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her.

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Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.

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You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.

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