If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.
I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.
I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.
Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
For a pun about blind dates, the best part is the set up.
The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male.
I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.