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Puns tagged ‘dating’:
12/02/11
I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.
| Topic: dating, lgbtq, transsexuals | COMMENT »
05/25/11
I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
| Topic: dating, dentists, Japan, money, relationships | COMMENT »
05/15/11
The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male.
| Topic: advertising, bars, dating, markerting | COMMENT »
11/17/10
My friend is a fighter pilot, and he’s into mach-making. He can introduce you to several G’s.
| Topic: dating, fighter pilots, relationships | COMMENT »
09/25/10
MATCHISMO
Dear Pun Gents, I just started my own matchmaking business and have been offered a five-minute slot on a South African radio station. The slot is called Pun Review. I need to tell people about dating, matchmaking, the first date, etc, and I need to use as many clever puns as I can. Please help!! ~Bonita, Johannesburg
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Our service is a model of a fish-in-the-sea.
- Looking to get lady?
- You pick up chicks or we pick up the cheque.
- Did somebody sneeze? Match-You!
| Topic: business, dating, relationships | COMMENT »
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05/24/10
Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
| Topic: dating, relationships, skiing, sports | 1 COMMENT »
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