Puns tagged ‘dating’:
05/03/17
Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/04/17
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/28/17
My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone. As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits. (5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/11/17
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her. (6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...12/31/16
My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/13/16
What does an archer send his ex-lover on Valentine’s Day? A: Arrows. (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/10/16
If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.  (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...10/03/16
I had a communist lover. She left Marx all over my body. They’re only visible from certain Engels. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/22/16
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/07/16
My friend drives a steamroller. He’s a grade guy, a real smooth operator. He has a nice flat, and a level head. He’s really into community surface. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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