Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Taking public transit is a good way to get late.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...An investor stole my girlfriend. He was a date raider. A stocker. He just wouldn’t share.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.
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