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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘dating’:

08/25/17

You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.

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05/03/17

Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/04/17

Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.

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02/28/17

My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.

As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.

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01/11/17

I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.

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12/31/16

My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.

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10/13/16

What does an archer send his ex-lover on Valentine’s Day? A: Arrows.

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10/10/16

If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.

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10/03/16

I had a communist lover. She left Marx all over my body. They’re only visible from certain Engels.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/22/16

My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.

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