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My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.

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Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.

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My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.

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When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.

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Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.

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To set the mood, my girl microwaved some gorgonzola. Cheese so hot when she does that.

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I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.

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An investor stole my girlfriend. He was a date raider. A stocker. He just wouldn’t share.

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What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.

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