Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
My friend drives a steamroller. He’s a grade guy, a real smooth operator. He has a nice flat, and a level head. He’s really into community surface.
I’m really having fun dating a Star Wars character. It’s Ewok on the wild side!
Carpenters are poly hammerous. They even do it with nailiens.
Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!
What does an archer send his ex-lover on Valentine’s Day? A: Arrows.
Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.
I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
My friend is a fighter pilot, and he’s into mach-making. He can introduce you to several G’s.
My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.