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If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.

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I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.

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I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.

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Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.

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For a pun about blind dates, the best part is the set up.

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The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male.

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I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.

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My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”

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I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.

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When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.

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