Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My friend is a fighter pilot, and he’s into mach-making. He can introduce you to several G’s.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What does an archer send his ex-lover on Valentine’s Day? A: Arrows.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
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