I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...On a foggy day, I split up with my fiancée. Now I’m Girlless in the Mist.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
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