I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.
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This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?
An investor stole my girlfriend. He was a date raider. A stocker. He just wouldn’t share.
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.
Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.
Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her.
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.