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Puns tagged ‘love’:

10/01/16

Want to marry a river horse? I won’t hippos you. Or a horned ungulate? Sure, love has neither rhino reason.

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03/04/16

When you go on a date with an eros pace engineer, you have to take it slow.

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06/24/14

What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.

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11/07/11

Arguments about love tend to be amorphuss.

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02/14/11

RECEIVING LINES

Dear Pun Gents, I want a nice pun to put in my cousin’s guest book at her wedding. ~Ellen, Ballycastle, N. Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This evening: open bar. Tonight: open bra!
  2. I guess it was the law of cousin affect.
  3. You really vowed the crowd.
  4. Set the lovin to high.
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