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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘italy’:

01/30/17

Eating Italian food is sure to boost your meataballism.

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12/09/16

I feel a kinship with old Italian things. I’ve always been a bit of a Rome antique.

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02/25/16

Most Italians live outside the capital. Romelessness is a huge problem.

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10/25/15

Italian clowns are the most Rome antic.

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11/03/14

Italy just announced a carbin’ tax. It was pasta by very wide majority.

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10/16/14

Italian restaurants are quite pasta oral settings.

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10/24/12

I’m an expert on Fascist Italy. I know all sorts of Mussolinious trivia.

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02/20/12

The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.

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04/01/11

I never gain weight despite eating a lot of spicy Italian subs. I owe it to my good meat-a-ballism.

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