italy puns :: PunGents.com

Most Italians live outside the capital. Romelessness is a huge problem.

(5 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5)

In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?

(5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)

I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.

(7 votes, average: 1.86 out of 5)

Italy just announced a carbin’ tax. It was pasta by very wide majority.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

I’m an expert on Fascist Italy. I know all sorts of Mussolinious trivia.

(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)

Eating Italian food is sure to boost your meataballism.

(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

I feel a kinship with old Italian things. I’ve always been a bit of a Rome antique.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Italian clowns are the most Rome antic.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)