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Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.

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I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.

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In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?

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Eating Italian food is sure to boost your meataballism.

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I feel a kinship with old Italian things. I’ve always been a bit of a Rome antique.

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Most Italians live outside the capital. Romelessness is a huge problem.

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Italian clowns are the most Rome antic.

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Italy just announced a carbin’ tax. It was pasta by very wide majority.

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Italian restaurants are quite pasta oral settings.

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I’m an expert on Fascist Italy. I know all sorts of Mussolinious trivia.

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