Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.
I feel a kinship with old Italian things. I’ve always been a bit of a Rome antique.
Most Italians live outside the capital. Romelessness is a huge problem.
In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.
Italy just announced a carbin’ tax. It was pasta by very wide majority.
I’m an expert on Fascist Italy. I know all sorts of Mussolinious trivia.
Eating Italian food is sure to boost your meataballism.
Italian clowns are the most Rome antic.