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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘restaurants’:

04/16/17

While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.

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11/16/16

The server at the restaurant told such awful jokes, it was torture. I wanted him charged with waiterboreding

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/16/14

Italian restaurants are quite pasta oral settings.

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05/26/14

I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.

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05/16/13

A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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09/26/12

I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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07/19/12

Indian restaurant at the Athens Acropolis: aka The Part the Naan.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/13/12

The BBQ joint was held up. What a braisin’ act.

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06/01/12

Classic Cannibal Menu:

  • Smoked Salman appetizers, followed by Irish Stu, made with ground Chuck and sausage Patty; served with Trishkebobs and Eds of lettuce on the side.
  • For dessert: Adam’s apple pie, and J-Lo pudding pops.
  • To drink: Tina Colada or a Ron and Coke.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/02/11

Lunch restaurants make me emotional. I get all cafe teary-eyed .

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)
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