The server at the restaurant told such awful jokes, it was torture. I wanted him charged with waiterboreding
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Italian restaurants are quite pasta oral settings.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Classic Cannibal Menu:
- Smoked Salman appetizers, followed by Irish Stu, made with ground Chuck and sausage Patty; served with Trishkebobs and Eds of lettuce on the side.
- For dessert: Adam’s apple pie, and J-Lo pudding pops.
- To drink: Tina Colada or a Ron and Coke.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Lunch restaurants make me emotional. I get all cafe teary-eyed .
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The coolest ‘river-fishing’ themed restaurant has hip waiters.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.
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