Puns tagged ‘restaurants’:
04/16/17
While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/16/16
The server at the restaurant told such awful jokes, it was torture. I wanted him charged with waiterboreding  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/16/14
Italian restaurants are quite pasta oral settings. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/26/14
I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/16/13
A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!  (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...09/26/12
I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’? (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...07/19/12
Indian restaurant at the Athens Acropolis: aka The Part the Naan. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/13/12
The BBQ joint was held up. What a braisin’ act. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/01/12
Classic Cannibal Menu:
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/02/11
Lunch restaurants make me emotional. I get all cafe teary-eyed . (3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5) Loading ... |
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