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While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Lunch restaurants make me emotional. I get all cafe teary-eyed .

(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)

The BBQ joint was held up. What a braisin’ act.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

The server at the restaurant told such awful jokes, it was torture. I wanted him charged with waiterboreding

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Indian restaurant at the Athens Acropolis: aka The Part the Naan.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

Classic Cannibal Menu:

Smoked Salman appetizers, followed by Irish Stu, made with ground Chuck and sausage Patty; served with Trishkebobs and Eds of lettuce on the side.
For dessert: Adam’s apple pie, and J-Lo pudding pops.
To drink: Tina Colada or a Ron and Coke.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)