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Puns tagged ‘restaurants’:

11/16/16

The server at the restaurant told such awful jokes, it was torture. I wanted him charged with waiterboreding

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10/16/14

Italian restaurants are quite pasta oral settings.

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05/26/14

I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.

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05/16/13

A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!

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09/26/12

I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?

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07/19/12

Indian restaurant at the Athens Acropolis: aka The Part the Naan.

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06/13/12

The BBQ joint was held up. What a braisin’ act.

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06/01/12

Classic Cannibal Menu:

  • Smoked Salman appetizers, followed by Irish Stu, made with ground Chuck and sausage Patty; served with Trishkebobs and Eds of lettuce on the side.
  • For dessert: Adam’s apple pie, and J-Lo pudding pops.
  • To drink: Tina Colada or a Ron and Coke.
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06/02/11

Lunch restaurants make me emotional. I get all cafe teary-eyed .

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08/21/10

The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.

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