Fish Puns

To catch fish, you need a bass kit.

Fisherman porn? Deep Trout.

Do famous fish get endorsalment deals?

To get a fish’s opinion, simply take a pole.

Goodlooking fishermen have a lure. Be careful though, they’re not reel – and they might start line to you. They’ll either be worms, or try to hook you in. Their heinous flies with never a bait!

Fishing in a river involves patience. There’s a lot of wading.

Catching fish behind a boat can be trawl order.

Did the ancient Minnowins collect small fish?

The Lady of the Hake held Excaviar from the water.

Share this pun
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)