How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?
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To catch fish, you need a bass kit.
Fisherman porn? Deep Trout.
Do famous fish get endorsalment deals?
To get a fish’s opinion, simply take a pole.
Goodlooking fishermen have a lure. Be careful though, they’re not reel – and they might start line to you. They’ll either be worms, or try to hook you in. Their heinous flies with never a bait!
Fishing in a river involves patience. There’s a lot of wading.
Catching fish behind a boat can be trawl order.
Did the ancient Minnowins collect small fish?
The Lady of the Hake held Excaviar from the water.
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