Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
Interest rates in Japan are compounded sumo-annually.
I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.
Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?
When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.
Japanese camping tradition: campfires and Sumo’whores bars.
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.
They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan.
Japanese shoguns were not allowed to carry concealed weapons.