Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?
When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.
Japanese camping tradition: campfires and Sumo’whores bars.
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.
They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan.
Japanese shoguns were not allowed to carry concealed weapons.
Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
Interest rates in Japan are compounded sumo-annually.
In Japan, the pack animals are rich. They´re mule yen aires. They´re absolutely loaded.