Japanese goldfish act so koi.
I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.
Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.
When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”
Japanese shoguns were not allowed to carry concealed weapons.
Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
Interest rates in Japan are compounded sumo-annually.
I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.