If you make a mistake ordering soup in a Japanese restaurant, just say “Miso – sorry!” Don’t get bento of shape. They can quickly maki your order and do a rice job it. It’s one of the unagi experiences of life.
Japanese camping tradition: campfires and Sumo’whores bars.
Punning in Japanese requires lifelong dedication. It helps to have a good sensei humour.
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.
Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.
When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”
Japanese shoguns were not allowed to carry concealed weapons.