I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.
Japan
Japanese camping tradition: campfires and Sumo’whores bars.
Japanese shoguns were not allowed to carry concealed weapons.
I’m moving to Japan, for the Sony weather.
Punning in Japanese requires lifelong dedication. It helps to have a good sensei humour.
When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”
Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.
I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.
You should take up origami. The reasons are many-fold.