When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”
Japanese shoguns were not allowed to carry concealed weapons.
Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
Interest rates in Japan are compounded sumo-annually.
I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.
Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?
When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.
Japanese camping tradition: campfires and Sumo’whores bars.
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.