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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘Japan’:

11/05/17

In Japan, the pack animals are rich. They´re mule yen aires. They´re absolutely loaded.

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03/10/17

I’m moving to Japan, for the Sony weather.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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09/27/16

They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/21/16

Interest rates in Japan are compounded sumo-annually.

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05/18/15

I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.

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02/20/15

Japanese goldfish act so koi.

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01/20/14

I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.

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01/03/14

You should take up origami. The reasons are many-fold.

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10/05/13

When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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06/10/13

Punning in Japanese requires lifelong dedication. It helps to have a good sensei humour.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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