When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.
Japan
I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
You should take up origami. The reasons are many-fold.
Japanese cartoon gameshow: Whose Line Is It, Animé?
I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.
Japanese camping tradition: campfires and Sumo’whores bars.
Japanese shoguns were not allowed to carry concealed weapons.
I’m moving to Japan, for the Sony weather.
Punning in Japanese requires lifelong dedication. It helps to have a good sensei humour.
When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”


