I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.
You should take up origami. The reasons are many-fold.
If you make a mistake ordering soup in a Japanese restaurant, just say “Miso – sorry!” Don’t get bento of shape. They can quickly maki your order and do a rice job it. It’s one of the unagi experiences of life.
Japanese camping tradition: campfires and Sumo’whores bars.
Punning in Japanese requires lifelong dedication. It helps to have a good sensei humour.
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.
Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.