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When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”

(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Japanese shoguns were not allowed to carry concealed weapons.

(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)

Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Interest rates in Japan are compounded sumo-annually.

(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.

(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.

(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Japanese camping tradition: campfires and Sumo’whores bars.

(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Japanese goldfish act so koi.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.

(5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)