If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
Want an inexpensive pet? Birds are cheeper.
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?
My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.