What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
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