The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Pets are forbidden in brothels, unless they are hos broken.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Want an inexpensive pet? Birds are cheeper.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
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