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Puns tagged ‘pets’:

02/19/16

The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.

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09/04/15

What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”

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06/16/15

I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?

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02/20/15

Japanese goldfish act so koi.

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05/27/14

If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.

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02/12/14

My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.

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11/09/13

Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.

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09/05/13

PURRFECTION

Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Pussy Galore
  2. Purrfect Pieces
  3. Purrfection
  4. Handbag Lady
  5. Feline Your Best
  6. That Lovin’ Feline
  7. Pawsitively Everything
  8. Brooching the Subject
  9. Lipstick on a Cat
  10. Santa Claws
  11. Lara Craft – the Home Raider
  12. Whiskery Business
  13. Meow Magic
  14. My Little Boo Tique
  15. Cute As a Knittin’
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04/26/13

I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.

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04/24/13

My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.

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