Japanese goldfish act so koi.
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My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
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