In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.
What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.
Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO
- Pussy Galore
- Purrfect Pieces
- Handbag Lady
- Feline Your Best
- That Lovin’ Feline
- Pawsitively Everything
- Brooching the Subject
- Lipstick on a Cat
- Santa Claws
- Lara Craft – the Home Raider
- Whiskery Business
- Meow Magic
- My Little Boo Tique
- Cute As a Knittin’
I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.