My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.
An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.
What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.