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Puns tagged ‘pets’:

12/22/11

I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?

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02/22/10

Pets are forbidden in brothels, unless they are hos broken.

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