Puns tagged ‘pets’:
02/19/16
The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/04/15
What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/16/15
I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?   (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...02/20/15
Japanese goldfish act so koi. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/27/14
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy. (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5) Loading ...02/12/14
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/09/13
Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/05/13
PURRFECTION Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody. (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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