I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.
Want an inexpensive pet? Birds are cheeper.
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?
Pets are forbidden in brothels, unless they are hos broken.
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.