What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?
My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.
An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.