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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘pets’:

02/19/16

The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.

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09/04/15

What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”

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06/16/15

I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?

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02/20/15

Japanese goldfish act so koi.

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05/27/14

If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.

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02/12/14

My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.

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11/09/13

Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.

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09/05/13

PURRFECTION

Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Pussy Galore
  2. Purrfect Pieces
  3. Purrfection
  4. Handbag Lady
  5. Feline Your Best
  6. That Lovin’ Feline
  7. Pawsitively Everything
  8. Brooching the Subject
  9. Lipstick on a Cat
  10. Santa Claws
  11. Lara Craft – the Home Raider
  12. Whiskery Business
  13. Meow Magic
  14. My Little Boo Tique
  15. Cute As a Knittin’
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04/26/13

I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.

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04/24/13

My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.

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