My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.
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My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.
An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
PURRFECTION
Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Pussy Galore
- Purrfect Pieces
- Purrfection
- Handbag Lady
- Feline Your Best
- That Lovin’ Feline
- Pawsitively Everything
- Brooching the Subject
- Lipstick on a Cat
- Santa Claws
- Lara Craft – the Home Raider
- Whiskery Business
- Meow Magic
- My Little Boo Tique
- Cute As a Knittin’