For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...How does a male cat sense when a female is in heat? All the feral moans.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My cat is stupid. I’m taking him to be de-clod.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Although long deceased, Tom and Jerry have received many paws-to-mouse accolades.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A declawed cat has limited paws abilities.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a cat’s favourite dessert?
Chocolate mouse.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Since I lost my cat, my life has no purr puss.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.
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