Since I lost my cat, my life has no purr puss.
cats
In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.
How does a male cat sense when a female is in heat? All the feral moans.
For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.
I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
A declawed cat has limited paws abilities.
My cat is stupid. I’m taking him to be de-clod.
What’s a cat’s favourite dessert?
Chocolate mouse.
A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.