How does a male cat sense when a female is in heat? All the feral moans.
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.
What’s a cat’s favourite dessert?
A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
The statistical likelihood of Garfield making friends follows a Nermal distribution.
What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.