Puns tagged ‘cats’:
01/13/17
How does a male cat sense when a female is in heat? All the feral moans.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/10/16
A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.  (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...09/04/15
What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/08/15
Although long deceased, Tom and Jerry have received many paws-to-mouse accolades. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/27/14
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy. (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5) Loading ...09/05/13
PURRFECTION Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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TRAIL OF TWO KITTIES Dear Pun Gents, our department is forming a Heart Association Walk Team. In our office, we use the phrase ‘shittin kittens’ all the time and cats have become a common joke. We can’t be the shittin kittens because well that would be inappropriate. We need a team name that works around that phrase or has something to do with cats & hearts. ~Stefanie, Fort Wayne, IN AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody. (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/16/13
Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony. (6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...12/08/12
Ned: Did your dog eat your squid? (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ... |
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