If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.
What’s a cat’s favourite dessert?
A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
The statistical likelihood of Garfield making friends follows a Nermal distribution.
What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.