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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘cats’:

01/13/17

How does a male cat sense when a female is in heat? All the feral moans.

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12/10/16

A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.

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09/04/15

What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”

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04/08/15

Although long deceased, Tom and Jerry have received many paws-to-mouse accolades.

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05/27/14

If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.

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09/05/13

PURRFECTION

Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Pussy Galore
  2. Purrfect Pieces
  3. Purrfection
  4. Handbag Lady
  5. Feline Your Best
  6. That Lovin’ Feline
  7. Pawsitively Everything
  8. Brooching the Subject
  9. Lipstick on a Cat
  10. Santa Claws
  11. Lara Craft – the Home Raider
  12. Whiskery Business
  13. Meow Magic
  14. My Little Boo Tique
  15. Cute As a Knittin’
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05/30/13

TRAIL OF TWO KITTIES

Dear Pun Gents, our department is forming a Heart Association Walk Team. In our office, we use the phrase ‘shittin kittens’ all the time and cats have become a common joke. We can’t be the shittin kittens because well that would be inappropriate. We need a team name that works around that phrase or has something to do with cats & hearts. ~Stefanie, Fort Wayne, IN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Kittiac arrest
  2. The Purrambulators
  3. Aorta be a Cat
  4. Tabbycatia [tachycardia]
  5. Heart a Cat [Heart attack]
  6. Kitty Literate
  7. Puss Abilities
  8. Furrage
  9. Run of the Litter
  10. Trail of Two Kitties
  11. Tiggers for Tickers
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04/26/13

I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.

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04/16/13

Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony.

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12/08/12

Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.

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