I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What’s a cat’s favourite dessert?
Chocolate mouse.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
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