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Puns tagged ‘cats’:
02/06/12
The statistical likelihood of Garfield making friends follows a Nermal distribution.
| Topic: cartoons, cats, friendship, garfield, statistics | COMMENT »
12/22/11
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
| Topic: cats, fish, music, pets | 2 COMMENTS »
08/20/10
My cat is stupid. I’m taking him to be de-clod.
| Topic: cats, surgery | COMMENT »
06/18/10
In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
| Topic: animals, birds, cats, france, languages | 1 COMMENT »
05/30/10
A declawed cat has limited paws abilities.
| Topic: animals, cats | COMMENT »
05/15/10
What’s a cat’s favourite dessert?
Chocolate mouse.
| Topic: animals, cats | COMMENT »
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