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Puns tagged ‘cats’:

12/10/16

A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.

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09/04/15

What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”

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04/08/15

Although long deceased, Tom and Jerry have received many paws-to-mouse accolades.

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05/27/14

If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.

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09/05/13

PURRFECTION

Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Pussy Galore
  2. Purrfect Pieces
  3. Purrfection
  4. Handbag Lady
  5. Feline Your Best
  6. That Lovin’ Feline
  7. Pawsitively Everything
  8. Brooching the Subject
  9. Lipstick on a Cat
  10. Santa Claws
  11. Lara Craft – the Home Raider
  12. Whiskery Business
  13. Meow Magic
  14. My Little Boo Tique
  15. Cute As a Knittin’
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05/30/13

TRAIL OF TWO KITTIES

Dear Pun Gents, our department is forming a Heart Association Walk Team. In our office, we use the phrase ‘shittin kittens’ all the time and cats have become a common joke. We can’t be the shittin kittens because well that would be inappropriate. We need a team name that works around that phrase or has something to do with cats & hearts. ~Stefanie, Fort Wayne, IN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Kittiac arrest
  2. The Purrambulators
  3. Aorta be a Cat
  4. Tabbycatia [tachycardia]
  5. Heart a Cat [Heart attack]
  6. Kitty Literate
  7. Puss Abilities
  8. Furrage
  9. Run of the Litter
  10. Trail of Two Kitties
  11. Tiggers for Tickers
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04/26/13

I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.

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04/16/13

Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony.

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12/08/12

Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.

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09/14/12

Since I lost my cat, my life has no purr puss.

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