Since I lost my cat, my life has no purr puss.
cats
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
The statistical likelihood of Garfield making friends follows a Nermal distribution.
What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
PURRFECTION
Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO
- Pussy Galore
- Purrfect Pieces
- Purrfection
- Handbag Lady
- Feline Your Best
- That Lovin’ Feline
- Pawsitively Everything
- Brooching the Subject
- Lipstick on a Cat
- Santa Claws
- Lara Craft – the Home Raider
- Whiskery Business
- Meow Magic
- My Little Boo Tique
- Cute As a Knittin’
TRAIL OF TWO KITTIES
Dear Pun Gents, our department is forming a Heart Association Walk Team. In our office, we use the phrase ‘shittin kittens’ all the time and cats have become a common joke. We can’t be the shittin kittens because well that would be inappropriate. We need a team name that works around that phrase or has something to do with cats & hearts. ~Stefanie, Fort Wayne, IN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Kittiac arrest
- The Purrambulators
- Aorta be a Cat
- Tabbycatia [tachycardia]
- Heart a Cat [Heart attack]
- Kitty Literate
- Puss Abilities
- Furrage
- Run of the Litter
- Trail of Two Kitties
- Tiggers for Tickers
Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony.